notnowcato

LEGEND.

Is she still warm?

Did I miss the Rule 1 call on Ms Bearsy??

Anna Key on the Fred

Jeremy Irons ...sorry about the lack of breastage Tokes

Mark Spitz - dirty boy!

Chris Peacock puttin' it where he shouldn't

SaintBletch must have been something he ate

Any one for coffee? Are you for coffee? Kipper Tie?

Marcus bought the club for £15m... assuming that included the Eastleigh land, I think it's safe to assume that land is worth less than £15m.

I knew one day I'd agree with Alpine over something.

Yep, it was unbelievably racist and prejudiced back then too. Well done.

Southampton playing at home Mr Blobby is in town

It's the Southampton rival to the Blarney Stone. The Gate in question is the stride of our Leader, Nicola. You have to crawl through his stride and kiss his arse, if he likes you he farts, if he doesn't you are dead to him.

That's not a "problem" it's a question

FFS stop wasting your cash on MP being the next manager to leave.

Is that a rhetorical question?

A Sweaty walked into a bakers in Glasgee "Is that a doughnut or meringue?" Sweaty shop assistant replied "It is a doughnut and you were right the first time."

...back on topic choke the chicken five knuckle shuffle

With a full strength squad to pick from we should be looking at 20 points.

Because Morgan is a better footballer and a greater goal threat. MP has pretty much said this - think it was in the morgan interview last month.

Fair play Spudders and I'm pleased for you. Get your nut down for 4 months.

2 inches "deep"??? I bet your missus is easily pleased!!

Spud - try hooking up with the Munich ex-pat community - srsly! They have a website and everything. When I was in between significant others I banged a lot of birds with kids - that is they had children, the kids weren't part of the act, that would be just weird. I must have ****ged at least 3, maybe 4. Heady days. Anyway, my point being that the sex and that was good but I couldn't properly take on the responsibility of someone elses kid and it's not fair on the kid to have many "uncles" in their life. I admire those that can do that, I thought I could initially but had to be honest with myself, for the kid more than anything. Good luck.