notnowcato

Unrelated but good chance for you to bemoan our "South American's".

I've heard loads of balix here first.

Think I'll go for Brazil's squad. And it was all Yellooooooooooooooooooo

sausage jockey

anusol

I've hated that anti-football fokcwit since his Derby kicked off the pitch in the first leg of the ill-fated play off. The "attention" they gave 17 year old Bale was nothing short (no pun intended, you midget ****) of a disgrace.

It's a bit blurry - what res you using?? Although if you stare at it long enough a mug appears from the out of focus blobs. Is it Tokyo?

Alright Steve-O. Favourite 4 days of racing lies ahead. I'm all over: Irving Rock on Ruby Tour Des Champs e/w Jezki e/w Quevega Beeves Art of Logistics Good luck

His name is Brian Letch. Moron this later.

I've never f**ked a dog, woken up with a few - badum tsch... slide trombone thingy... that's all folks

haha we all know your "wife" closed down years ago

Is there a HMV there too??

But it's realistic for you to ask who we should get in on loan? Make your mind up. Alarm bells should have been ringing when Dani went missing for 2 weeks in December before returning in time to kick a geordie coach in the jacobs. Of all the transfer activity that did occur in January Steve Bruce was by far the smartest. No surprise to see Shane Long hit the ground running at Hull, great link up play, good finisher, pace and guts - what's not to like?

...and how was Dani working out before whacking Jose? Our weakness upfront has only been accentuated by Dani going on loan to Juve. Anyway, my point was that Shane Long was available, would have been at a reasonable price and would have fitted our style perfectly.

We should have signed Shane Long.

I've been very impressed by Shane Long this season. I think he would be a great fit for our formation and pressing style. His link up play of late with Jelovic has been outstanding and he knows how to finish too.

Ok Letch I think I've got it. Dubai Phil? Not at those prices!

Mike Hunt. Does he? I once worked with a Michael Hunt - true story.

slim pickings

Sophie Titw*nk? Don't mind if I do.

If you have a fear of words that are spelt the same but have different meanings are you homophobic?

Jesus will get back to you in due course (in English).

More likely, toked crack.

We played poorly, no doubt. Even though we were poor we still had enough good chances to win it. Poch wasn't guiding Rickie's boots for the one he skied from 2 yards out, or the chance Adam walked on to. Disappointing performance, disappointing result.

If you are a bit of a nob award yourself 16 points.