Hmmm can i buck the trend?, I don't want to be part of this(happy clappy) we got fookall really fan owned football club, 
I would like some sleazy eastern block billionair, or a dozen sheiks from arabee, to come n spend oodles of cash on mercenary prem players, 
then in a few seasons we could get back to kicking you pony boys aurses. 
Well thats my crimble note for santa,