If they p**s you off push sh*t thruw the key hole, get your car out of the way get the fire brigade to come racing thruw the road on a hoax
pay some local yoooffs to play football down the road,angle nails against there tires,
i've got the crossing the line and blue nose chit, oh and for lasting six weeks in samberwang village i was awarded the VD n scare,
wheres Dull Days when you need him,
Fag packet maff's innit used ordinary packet instead of kingsize,
the offical reason, 11000 season tickets sent out last week each one had a begging bowl atached:rolleyes:
er what the club ment was, robbo is the 90% of people surpporting the store as its the last chance to make a fast buck on the fratton goods site, the c**t
How the f**k do i know was banned years a go for not toeing the party line, (got board posting to myself)
Still some good news i see you have a friendly against Blackpool on satdee,,,,,,,,,,looks like being a 5 a side match!