Big Bad Bob

I've used http://www.viplivesports.eu (/sports/football.html) on my Nexus 7 as it doesn't seem to have ads and the quality was quite good...

Poets corner this is not we're showing our disdain for the blue lot they borrow to build a team South Coast bragging rights is their dream and TCWTB should be shot

It's a German film called Downfall http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downfall_(film)

Subtle poke at his use of should instead of would!! Bob Bain ‏@bobjbain @pn_neil_allen @joemichalczuk You should, we might say something of interest! Would you though, doubt it, it might throw your world view off

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @bobjbain @joemichalczuk Why should I really want to communicate with Southampton fans? So jog on, no interest in what you have to say. The guy really is an insular little ***** isn't he...

My first twitter trolling :- Bob Bain ‏@bobjbain @pn_neil_allen @joemichalczuk shame that anyone who "banters" with you, or asks awkward questions, gets blocked then

What's this all about?? Sj Maskell ‏@SjMaskell @SjMaskell's account is protected. Walkthe92 ‏@Walkthe9T2 @Walkthe9T2's account is protected. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @pn_neil_allen's account is protected. Chris ‏@mrlibertine @mrlibertine's account is protected. 18 hrsNeil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @GillsrUs @mrlibertine This should be reported to the please immediately then. Can be no room for that at the club.

Haiku style Pompey chimes ring out Keith Harris has offered a line Nutjobbery runs rife

#factlessallen is a patronising ****

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Sad to see @joemichalczuk quit Express. For all I disagreed with some of his #Pompey politics, he is actually a great lad and a massive fan. Jason Wiltshire ‏@JasonWiltshire @pn_neil_allen Nothing on The News site about @joemichalczukresigning from Express FM. How come? Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @JasonWiltshire I’m on holiday nothing to do with me. Nothing on TalkSport or Solent either….. Jason Wiltshire ‏@JasonWiltshire @pn_neil_allen Ha! Fair enough. Surprised nothing in The News. Surely local radio presenter quits due to alleged PST harassment is a story1 Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @JasonWiltshire The statement containing those allegations has now been removed. All rather messy.

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Just checking, the resignation of @joemichalczuk from Express FM isn’t going to be used to prompt another court adjournment is it?#Pompey Tiger Blue ‏@TigerPFC @pn_neil_allen @joemichalczuk u shd be a little more humble Neil, perhaps u would resign from NEWS on a matter of principle, no, thought not Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @TigerPFC @joemichalczuk Don’t be ridiculous. It is called banter, Joe understands that.

It's a wonderful utopian view isn't it but who is going to provide the goods that everybody has a right to from birth? Obviously there are going to be a few altruists who will build the houses etc. but what do they get for it? Food will come from the agriculturists but then who decides what that food is worth? And what if they decide that the house is theirs by birth right so they shouldn't have to provide food for the builders! And who's going to provide the specialist services, TVs, cars etc. etc. oh hold on they'll all do it out of the goodness of their hearts! The capitalist/barter system has evolved over many, many years. It may not be perfect but it seems a whole let better than doing a job for nothing. Why should a skilled worker get the same as someone who tills a field?

No, no, you misunderstand me, I think. What I'm saying is the conversation went something like this :- FB "Oi, mate, you ****ged on me cooker, in the pool, up against the French doors and possibly in the garden, would you kindly give me ~£35k to get it all sorted" NC "Sorry Frannie, may I call you Frannie BTW? I believe the damage is more likely about tuppence hapenny, would you by any chance take that" FB "**** you Nicola, stoopid girl's name anyway, I won't take less than £30k, plus you owe me for last month despite the fact we didn't have a home game" NC "Sorry you think like that chum, £5k tops" FB "Get away with you £30k or I'll sue your Swiss-Italian ass." NC "Court it is than Mr Benali, and don't think you're going to work for us again.......and don't try and grind the horse head I send you for your lasagna, and I never liked the carpet in your bathroom either"

Isn't that what a deposit is for?

Aye, someone seems to have a problem with their pornographic performance??

A better class of Pompey supporter seems to read the Torygraph :- Andy Grace 27 minutes ago " Since it was launched the supporters have been described as “amateurs” (which is rather the point) and faced accusations that they do not have the money to complete (administrator Trevor Birch says that they do)." But what if a)their very low valuation for Fratton Park is not agreed b) Players who have already gone unpaid and/or agreed to reduced payments from earlier financial problems do not agree to wait even longer for their money. c) A council loan, the conditions of which seem difficult to fulfil when taking into account rules regarding parachute payments and the football creditors rule, is not forthcoming. Do they still have the money to complete then? This story still has far to go gregmatthews 6 minutes ago Unfortunately I had to withdraw my pledge as I simply couldn't afford to convert it after pledging back in March. Still havn't released the actual number of converted pledges yet and unfortunately the lack of transparency from the trust is incredibly frustrating. However after withdrawing my pledge the Trust have made it clear they aren't interested in my thoughts! A lot of proper Pompey like myself want the club to survive but hope the ego of the self appointed fans running the club can be reigned in. Really can't see BC selling on the cheap, why should he? That will mean we start again with debt having still not paid off the debtors from the last 2 admins. All in all pretty depressing down here right now, a miracle in Court would certainly cheer us up a bit!

What's the alternative, communism/marxism, that's been shown to work hasn't it...

Didn't the Captain show much interest in you then??

I was going to post the second image that presented itself until I noticed that the "pizza" had a "tear" in the middle of it, I don't want another permanent infraction thank you very much.

Hmm, pizza porn...(I would suggest *NOT* doing a google image search that whilst at work in view of your female boss, unless she's a fitteh and puts out...)

But what if the Chairman feels, as do a few here, that the costs are exorbitant. No choice but to litigate. I'm sure if Franny had asked for £10k, still a lot IMHO, the Don might have been more amenable. Has anyone seem the Don's wife, is she a fitteh? Maybe that's why he didn't get anyone in to maintain the pool or grounds, Lady Chatterley and all that.......

Do you get stuffed crust in thin and crispy pizzas in the land of the Ronin??

Seriously, I was down the high street the other day and this bloke dressed as a pizza wanted to ask me some questions, I told him to fark off and he got right ****ty with me, pointing his pen at me and all. He got so upset his stuffed crust started leaking!!