Jillyanne

Are you Donald Campbell's son?

Nope, I am clueless on this whole HAL thing.

Quite sure yes.

I am!

Me too. It is exactly how I imagine Hatch to look.

I have UKTVFood on in the background and they have just suggested having a Cadbury's Cream Egg sandwich - minging!

Nope.

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Of the 'Legend' status???

Lol, what do I need to do to get off the top spot of Flidage and become a CabbageFace?

Who is HAL?

Brilliant, I am honoured.

I am your fairy godmother and your wish has been granted Scotty.

A modreator on a forum I use says this:- 'Anyone got any others form foolish work mates?'

Why?

When a plane is on the ground, is it a car?

The clue is in the surname, or something.

Cat suicide, he must have hated living with your brother.

Stop it.

Cats are fine, squirrel is brown bread.

They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead.

I had some of that once, in Dublin.

Do you cut the horrid white edges off the brie?

Bastard beat me to it.

Brilliant.