Jillyanne

Going to my pole dancing friends birthday party.

Typical single man Calvin!

We are great.

Is it only me who finds this ever so slightly odd.

With salad cream or mayo?

Werewolf.

I hate vodka and cornflakes.

Onions.

I am back at work, well not today as I have reduced my full time post to a part time one (2 days per week, Tues and Wed) it is great.

Thanks, corrected.

Today - Eastleigh to but an oresent for a friend who has a birthday today, take present over Tonight - out for an indian with another mate who has a birthday today Tomorrow - chill, gardening, stuff Sunday - same at Saturday

I thought you were a lot older - sorry.

Don't have the secks on a beach.

No, he calls me Jill.

I just got it also!

My other half tells me that I am very special.

We know.

What is a 'pron'?

Marbles.

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding.

Thanks, I am quite ickle at 5.2" sadly! Apart from that you are spot on!

Big hair and very smartly dressed. (Hatch)

I have Setanta, come on over.

Nasty bastards those stangers.

So wrong!