Jillyanne

Thank you - thats the one.

Tied a cherry stalk in a knot with it in her mouth without the aid of her hands??? It is bugging me!

I am still trying to work out what a 'brid' is.

You are a true gent.

Thanks for your concern but I would have stolen all the alcohol and sold it to tramps rather than drinking it myself.

Stupid burglars, why didn't they take all the alcohol?

Sorry to hear that PL.

As usual I am confused - and injured.

Excellent work, nothing for me.

Why?

Well our two have a very large scratching post and they do use it all the time, being bengals, they are forever climbing trees (and getting stuck, stupid f*ckers) so they sharpen their claws that way. I think claw covers would be cruel, you get a cat/s deal with the consequences. My cousin in the US has had her cat de-clawed and I felt so sorry for the poor thing seeing it try to climb a fence and failing miserably.

My brother and I used to put our hands in the video reorder and my dad stopped us by telling us there was a little monster in there called 'Sid Vid' that would bite them off if we did it again, it worked a treat, we were even scared to put videos in the thing!

Lol.

+ 1.

I deny.

I may skip in to Eastleigh and purchase a ticket.

Absolutely no idea, woke up with it Wednesday morning, went to Chiropractor (who twisted my neck and it made very horrible noises) then GP and got signed off.

Sitting at a desk all day will make it worse apparently (yes I realise that I am sat at a desk typing this but I will leave again in a minute), hence why I am signed off, I also can't drive and have to put an ice pack on every hour for 15 minutes, my boss wouldn't like me doing that at work! Oh and it is very painful.

Today - off sick (neck sprain) so nothing, bbq and drinks tonight as the other half's parents are visiting Tomorrow - Marwell with the children, alcohol in the evening Sunday - cook a roast, watch tv, alcohol in the evening Next week - signed off all week so I may or may not decide to go to work at some point

Congrats DSM, you best start looking after your own pub for a while!

Visa, would you like the card details?

Yes C_F, those exact amounts and all paid with debit card.

Happy birthday. x

Painful?

3 I think.