Jillyanne

Spot on.

Small and still fits me so you can't have it!!!

Awful song, reminds me of that other song about a JCB.

I don't think this will matter if we all get nuked on Wednesday tbf.

It would be bloody difficult - he is 3,000 miles away.

Erm - you're from Glasgow.

I thought you had decided to be gay now?

Who are you putting on the subs bench?

Watch Andy Murray beat Federer.

Controversial.

Thanks, I will now have to change my number.

Wasn't he being asked if he was supporting Trinidad & Tobago because of Jason Scotland and he said he would support any of the teams apart from England. However, go Murray, hope he wins tonight.

Yes.

Well I don't.

No.

Friday - it rained Saturday - it rained Sunday - it rained Monday - not raining Just brilliant.

Can a bomb be 'alive'.

Did you find my iPod?

Are you sure the term 'Sea Woman' is PC?

a) I can confirm this is a lie.

He is doing it for himself and I am fully supportive of him - Go Murray!!! Thanks to the Yanks for putting the final on at 22.00pm BST tomorrow night though - helpful.

Not true, FACT.

Me too and I doubt it is worth anything.

Yeah I think so hun.