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Another ridiculous stat I'm struggling to see the funny side of - I have more inflamed haemorrhoids than Saints have home wins this season.

Whole season and just about every single aspect of it so excruciatingly bad that I cannot be bothered to spend the thought and time required to rank and categorise it all. Even the fucking kits were fucking shit.

Realistically we're going to have long periods without the ball so Moi - who is generally accepted as one of the best players in the world when he doesn't have the ball - is a must for me. Let's play without the ball from the front and stick our key non baller up there.

I wished for a new manager that was better than Hassnhuttl. I clearly wasn’t careful enough in so wishing. Next time a wish for a new manager enters my head I’ll be sure to add the words “who is definitely better than the currrent cunt” to the end of the wish.

Yeah Haha LOL. What AM I ON ABOUT!?

No, REALLY!!? We truly are fucked then.

Key relegation rivals Leicester now 0-2 down against Man City. All is not lost lads!

In the paddock, before the race.

There ya go.

Correct Mack, thanks for giving my head a wobble.

Back in the day I’dve been scarlet with rage, screaming at this crap, now it’s just a shrug of the shoulder. Players don’t care so why should I.

Not before time I’m sure you’ll agree HK my old pal.

All any team needs to do against us is be average. We are a fucking embarrassment.

This is the bit I don’t get. It’s like he thinks all we need to do is not lose. Where is the fuckin urgency ffs. It literally seems like nobody’s that bothered.

If I hear one more time that JWP’s corners are outstanding……why I’m gonna….

Walcott 🤦‍♂️

It's only not over because we haven't played any of those 4 'winnable' games yet. We need to win them all for it not to be over. We won't.

Djenepo slalaming through like Franz Klammer on acid.

It's all about when he doesn't have the ball. He is world class out of possession.

Oh it can certainly get worse. We haven't kicked off yet.

Hmmmm the flip view is we get 40 odd mill for Lavia plus similar for JWP plus £2.50 or similar for Elyounoussi etc to plough into a new team. I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah Costa does not deserve to be there clearly picked based on past achievements/record which is wrong. Adams, Daka, Solanki, Ings before him. All of them have been pretty shit and the fact that I can't readily think of more strikers out of the 9 relegation threatened teams says it all about how shit the league is this year.

I've seen and read some insane nonsense on here over the years but, yep, Elyounoussi being overlooked for that relegation dream team tops the lot.

Surprised to see Wham folding so easily I thought they looked like a top quality rock solid outfit against us.

It's us and 2 others. There's only 4 points between us and 14th and only 5 points between us and 13th but its still us plus 2 others going down. We're that bad.