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Decent effort but I prefer my limericks to rhyme.

Struggling away at home against ordinary opposition yet again. Effort yes(ish), quality absolutely no. We may draw, we may even scrape a 1-0, will almost certainly concede first and if we do it's over we'll lose. Whatever we are fucking hopeless, deserve to go down and are going down.

It's like groundog hay.

It's like groundhog day.

We're going to get picked off. Just so obvious.

As sure as night follows day IF Elyounoussi does something half decent it's followed with something shit.

Kin ell at least we're going for it but WIDE open.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I think this cunt is on a par with the cunt he replaced.

Is he injured? Did alright last week and Bournemouth supposed to be poor in the air(?) FFS what is wrong with this cunt we've got in charge.

It's actually really very embarrassing. 2 players who've never been up to this level and one who hasn't been for at least 3 seasons. A quarter of the team completely, demonstrably not up to this level starting in a game we absolutely have to win to stand any chance of staying up. No fucking wonder we are going down.

Well let's just hope McCarthy reprises his MOM performance against the same team at about the same time of the season when we were last in this depth of shit (not quite as deep tbf). It's a thoroughly uninspiring team - inclusion of Armstrong after his 1 star stand out performance against Arsenal particularly baffling - but whatever 11 he picks out is going to be that as a matter of course. *desperate praying emoji*

Saying this in the vain hope t Not sure, but his left nut used to post on here IIRC

Saints staying up this season would be the footballing equivalent of man scaling Everest with a blue whale strapped to his back and playing note perfect concertos on a grand piano all the way. With no breaks.

More chance of man walking on the sun than us staying up.

And JWP just sounds like a fucking cyborg with pre-programmed answers in the post match interviews.

What pisses me off most about this bunch of cunts is they prove in games like this they are capable of competing with the league’s best teams but then throw in 6 or 7 gash flaccid effort-free performances against the likes of Palace and Wham. Fuck the lot of them.

I’m more annoyed about STILL not winning there in the league than anything.

Go Tall Paul!!!

Selles you potential genius

Apathy

Fucksake get Armstrong off. How in fuck’s name does he stay on and Alcarez goes off.

Oh my fucking good God. Oh well, let’s see how the 2nd half pans out without the UNINJURED best player on the pitch

He is a complete and utter pointless waste of space. Done absolutely nothing.

Saka appears to have the beating of Perraud.....

W.T.A.F