Wade Garrett

Do it now.

We were embarrassingly shite.

What absolute bollocks.

They should be more decisive than that in my opinion.

“We need more punch up front and will have to find the players to do so”. Fucking he’ll Ralph, you won’t find them with Moi on the pitch and our wingers playing as 2nd full-backs. Am hoping the club have the balls to get rid. Total charlatan.

“Ainsley, whenever you get the ball it must go sideways or backwards”. ”You don’t want me to go forward boss?” ”You’re not ready. Stay at home on Friday”.

I hate the sideways backwards possession game. It seems our only alternative to that is a hoof to their keeper. Would love to see Ralph go, but can’t see it happening. It seems SR are under his spell.

Surely AMN is injured or has got the shits or something.

Just seen the lineup. Confused.

Moi is going to fucking rip them a new one. Come on you Saints.

Moved miles away to Bursledon a few years ago but still managing to get to games.

Damned if they did, damned if they didn’t.

Whatever

Why? I’m not related to her, she’s not a friend. Why would I mourn her. I’m not a scouser.

Am a staunch monarchist and a great admirer of the Queen. But fucking hell, I’m supposed to be playing golf tomorrow and going to the game on Saturday. Really don’t understand this ‘period of mourning’. The mourning should be reserved for her loved ones. I’ve never met her, yes I’ll be sad, she was a great woman, but it’s not really much more than a news story to me.

If JWP is out I would go with this: Baz KWP. Kotchup. Salisu. Perraud AMN. ArmS Fandab. Aribo. ArmA Che Let’s fucking go for it.

Not being funny, but the average man in the street has more of a clue than the VAR fucktards.

Sky saying that there are 4 deal sheets that have been submitted. Have the club tweeted that business is done?

Mara looks good, and will be better once he gets used to the speed and physicality of the English game.

Fucking good window.

It’s very important that Bednarek improves. He’s shit.

Andy Reid

Don’t think it’s just 1 club after Bednarek.

Been massively played by PSV just to make them look good. In the words of Peter Cook, “Dutch cunts”.

Don’t think outgoing players play the day before the transfer window closes. Shame, as he looks quality.