Wade Garrett

Reckon our interest in Mebude means we have been blown out by Gakpo.

Brilliant to have a decent defence. Che Adams was outstanding. Thought Diallo really stepped up after Lavia went off. Thought the team were outstanding tonight.

At least my mistake wasn’t as bad as that!

Just made a bit of a tit of myself. I thought he was an attacking midfielder.

Josh Brownhill has played half his career in the Championship. Averages a goal every 10 games. Wouldn’t bother.

Love the James Bond reference. Yes.

Just watched that Gakpo on YouTube. Very good player. If we sign him, I might have my annual wank a few months early.

I like the swearing, goading, flares and insulting songs at football. Would be fucking boring if we just sat there clapping occasionally. Away fans in home sections should be fair game for a few whacks. Fuck them, they shouldn’t be there. Apart from that, I find violence at football disgusting, always have done.

I’ve got a lot more confidence in our defence after yesterday’s performance. More concerned with attackers now. Thought we lacked a cutting edge yesterday.

Gallagher has been garbage this season.

Just got back. Was the handball referred to VAR? Looked like a nailed on penalty to me. Something needs to be done to deter pricks like McTominay and Rashford getting the game stop for fake head injuries. They should have to leave the field for 5 minutes for a proper concussion check.

Quincy Promes. Nonce, drug-trafficker and a Pompey fan.

Brilliant in the air but very loyal to The Daily Planet. Can’t see that one happening.

I reckon he’ll come here and become a club legend. Smashing Premier league records on the way and continually shunning approaches from big clubs. When he retires, he’ll have enough money to buy his own pub.

Brilliant win. Obviously should keep Che. Once again I have been proven completely wrong!

Dejenepo is going to get caught out at some point with that ball inside to our Centre-Back. Needs to be careful.

Good to see a back 4 defending well. Finding the out ball difficult. Aribo not done much, Moi, Mara and Armstrong average. Ref getting conned by Leicester’s diving. Typical Rogers team.

Good player, but that is a ridiculous price to pay.

Romeu will be off.

Don’t think he’s been the same since The Rockford Files.

I hope your medical goes well my friend.

Excellent cameo yesterday.

Jackson looks a real handful. Sort of player defenders hate playing against. Mind you, it is only YouTube. Steve De Ridder.

The shape of the team that started yesterday was awful. That said, credit must be given for the substitutions and change of shape. Suddenly we looked a dangerous side. How much of that was Ralph and how much Selles, we’ll never know.

So much better when Ralph ditched the 3 at the back. Think he needs to give Kotchap and Salisu a run of games together. Could be a decent partnership. Thought all the subs did well. Lavia was the best midfield player on the pitch.