benjii

84 minutes gone. I stand to lose £10. Awesome

Would be nice if one of those Posh yellow cards turned red.

Um... no thanks! Quite like Real Madrid at 4/1 for the CL. You would get a better price if Man U and Chelsea weren't so ****e this year though as they are usually ridiculously short.

Draw is around 2.6 which is also a good price. I now have a small guaranteed profit unless MK Dons win and I will be happy to lose the stake if that happens!

Willhill has MK Dons at 6/4 and P'boro at 8/5. If P'boro win tonight it will be a long time before you get shorter odds on their opposition than on them....

Some ****'s done a Tip-Ex on me reg.

What I find interesting about Verbal's proselytising is the inappropriateness of it. Why anyone would decide to designate a sub-forum of a football site as some sort of Blanquist oratorical proving ground is a mystery to me. Surely there are more fulfilling options available to a magniloquent rhetoric-savant?

That sort of act is so outrageously mean spirited and deranged. Why on earth would anyone want to do something like that? If someone steals from you then at least you have some comprehension as to why the crime has occurred. At least there is some sort of rationale, albeit not necessarily an excuse. An act that has no purpose, no gratification, no merit and is entirely vindictive without motivation or meaning is an act of the least value possible. It is an act of animalism, not humanity.

Of all the reasons to praise Schneiderlin, mentality is certainly not one. Hammond is our number one midfielder and it's horses for courses choosing one of the others.

And what a great pass it was by Davis. Low, flat, drilled like an arrow straight onto Lambert's head. Great vision and better execution than nearly all of our outfield players would manage. The cherry on the cake of a faultless display.

Good heavens. I would drive slowly if those were my destinations.

I have no idea what that was all about?!

A straightforward question that you are unable to answer without providing ample further evidence of your bellendedness. I would just like to know why you are a bellend? What has caused you to be such a pompous, bullying toad? Is it something in your childhood? Are you an insecure person? Have you been beset by bad luck? Or are you just a great big, shiny, bellend?

He has a good football brain, he is quick, he can hit a good pass, he can cross well on the run, he can use his left foot, he can track back and defend, he can score goals... He is well worth £5m of any top club's money. Which is why, if he does go, we will get loadsa money.

Another silly war motivated by money.

He is one of those characters that makes you chuckle. Hope he has another year or two in him.

Take the tube to Harlseden, take a cab to Richmond, hop on the bus to Croydon, get the train to Brighton, boat to Southend, swim up the Thames, walk to Charlton.

Good lord.

If he smashed you in the face and broke your nose/cut your lip he will get charged with GBH. That is likely to carry a custodial term, particularly if he has previous (and we have seen that football-related offences tend to get punished quite severly). You are helping to reinforce his behaviour and he will probably punch someone else soon.

A glory hole, if you will.

Why are you such an almighty bellend?

Forget that, there are plenty of pictures of Willi Liebherr on t'interweb and it's not him.

Presumably the chap in the black coat is a brother? Looks a bit like Markus so I'm thinking that is more likely than him being an in-law. Willy Liebherr?