benjii

So you're monumentally annoyed about a small rise on beer prices but non-plussed about a significant increase in your personal tax allowance?

That's annoying.

I don't think I would find it "disgusting". It will obviously be disppointing. The reason we are not virtually home and dry already is our first four home games so I certainly wouldn't be disgusted with Adkins. Whatever happens this season we should stick with him.

If that was the case then it should only be their fans who are at least 40-45 or older who dislike us. I'm pretty sure that if some random club had shafted us before I was about 10-12 years old I wouldn't give a toss. They are just fans of a small club who are not used to any measure of success and have seen us be consistently better than them for several decades. It is rare for them to play clubs who have spent long periods in the top flight and so they are a bit excited about the whole thing.

I think we would keep: Davis All four full-backs Martin, Seaborne, Jaidi (if he wants to keep playing) Hammond Chaplow Forte Lambert Barnard Guly Plus Mills, Gobern etc... We would still have a bloody strong League One spine and we would bring in about £20m in transfer fees which is ridiculous for a third tier team.

I did wonder what you were talking about Hammy. Thought it might be something to take to PM....

Don't worry. For every one we fire we can flog another to some despot.

It's not really that imperative. This is year 2. If we go up in year 3 would we still have 2 years to get to the Premier League in accordance with the stated time line. (Queue someone saying who the squad will be "ravaged", "decimated", "ruined" etc if we don't go up.)

Like Alpine but without the comedy.

Um, no.

Good point, I had forgotten it was a rearranged match.

Very wise, sir.

Guess I can give up on getting an away ticket to Brentford or Plymouth as well then!

apart from the Family Section. F-me, that was quick!

Indeed.

Let's not forget that had the lino done his job properly this place would be full of posts saying what a legend Danny N'Guessan is and what a good signing it was.

Hatch, I have a plan. I will supply you with miscellaneous household junk and a persuasive cover story. We sell it to your sugar daddy. We split the cash. Deal?

You can't say Knut?! FFS.

Apparently we're after Stephan ****z. Lolzz!!11

Knowing the FA they will probably give him the job the day before the verdict is due on a bumper 10 year deal with no ability to terminate without paying him £1bn for life.

No PM ever "answers a question". They deliver a monologue. Cameron is much much much much much much much better at it than Brown.

I did indeed. And where did you hear it?

Seriously, is Redknapp's case listed for five weeks?

Are the goalposts being shifted or what? Are we now saying that the scenario is this: We have fallen way behind in the race for second and Lallana and Chamberlain are only just recovering from injury. And the question is: Do we rush them back bearing in mind we have little chance of second or de we ensure we have the best possible chance of winning the play-offs? Well, obviously then it's the latter but that isn't the scenario at the moment. If the question is: Do we give up on second now? Then the answer is clearly: No, don't be a spazz.