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benjii

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  1. Usually this.
  2. He's in his twenties.
  3. What promo hopes? Do you ever have a clue what you are talking about?
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    The Budget

    Verbal's National Socialist approach to nation bulding is ever so quaint.
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    road rage

    I saw quite a funny bit of road rage once. On a quiet residential road with loads of cars parked up... a car with a pikey little scrote in it turned into a road just as a Beetle (or maybe it was a mini) with a bird in it was approaching the turning in that road. The bird had no where to go as there was nowhere to pull over so she stopped. The scrote could have reversed ten yards and she would have been able to get by but he just sat there. Eventually he started going ape and screaming his head off. He got out and started jumping around (I can't remember what he was saying as I don't speak hoodlum - maybe something about "snaking", who knows?). Anyhoo, the bird just sat there smirking at him. Fair play to her. In the end he had to reverse. Very funny.
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    road rage

    Someone tried to start a fight with me once because I hooted at them as they were just about to hit me (with their car). Also, a few weeks ago I overtook someone on the A36. He obviously didn't like it for some reason (there was nothing wrong with the maneouvre and it was on a two lane section FFS!) and decided to speed up enormously and then overtake me on the next downhill section (which was one lane). There was traffic coming the other way though and he only just made it - ridiculous maneouvre and would have almost certainly resulted in fatalities had he been a second slower.
  7. That is strange.
  8. I would take Safri back in a shot! Unless he has gone old and fat.
  9. FFS, Euell made a mug of him FFS>!!!1
  10. TBH, we now have quite a young squad so I think we would be better off giving up on the play-offs this season so that we can get promoted in a year or two. We don't want to rush these guys and risk an injury.
  11. Sounds like Surman from that description.
  12. So, he's like a thin Neil Mellor?
  13. Not sure what your point is there.
  14. It's not a lie. Lambert's weight of pass, execution and vision is consistently better than anyone else's. He would be really good playing in the hole.
  15. Whatever the rights or wrongs of the original dispute, if you deck someone and then proceed to kick them in the face you can, rightly, expect to be treated more severely than if you had just decked them.
  16. Reports, of what degree of trustworthiness I don't know, at the time suggested that someone's head was gashed open with a bottle. If the CPS had enough evidence that someone had done that they would almost certainly be charged with GBH/wounging with intent (which they might plea-bargain down to ABH).
  17. Probably but you never know.....
  18. Yes!!!! Nice one. Thanks you Mr Colin.
  19. No! It has gone small on my screen. Other webpages have not shrunk.
  20. This forum. It has gone small.
  21. Mine has gone small.
  22. Can't you collectively bully him or something or is that frowned upon nowadays?
  23. Hilarious. Will Martin sign before 17:00?
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