1976_Child

That's the ******* spirit! Well done matey, s\/ck my c0kk. I am a member of a football CLUB... Pick and Choose you say? F\/ck off you c_u_n_t. If you support saints, then get there and support the lads come rain or shine or f\/ck off and sign up to PLC Britain and its f\/cked up for-profit duck-hunting way of life. Not for me you f@cking piece of sh!t. Once a MEMBER of Southampton FC, forever a MEMBER. Not a shareholder: A MEMBER. Our club. Not f\/cking Lowe's. Not anyone's expect for the people who take time out of their week to SUPPORT their football CLUB because they know that it is not about television cameras or 'celebrity football stars' but about a fundamental and worthy part of the City of Southampton's heart. Now don't go crying little 'cause I swore at you! There is more to life, and more to a football club than pure f\/cking pound notes in Rupert's pockets. Southamton football CLUB not Southampton Leisure Holdings Plc.

Tragic as it is, this piece of news did make me cream my pants. Needless to say my fictional girl-friend is very upset that I allowed my balls to spill their life-creating juices into the soft semen-absorbent environs of my M&S briefs. But then seeing as she is only a fictional girl-friend she can go and f\/ck her self. (!)

...well now that I have had my breather and am happily half-way through my last can of Strongbow I'll bore you with my thoughts about the game: 1. Nice to see St Mary's near-full..(!)... Also respect to who ever it was in the Northam who started the very justifiable chant:"you're only here for United". F\/cking sums it up. Oooooo! £15, and I get to come to the BiG F\/cking MANCLECHESTER Game!!! Oh f\/ck yes, I'll support the Sai..the Who? (off stage, whisper...'Saints'). Yeah Baby! I'll support the Sai-offstagewhisper-nts just to get a ticket to see some ****sters I've never seen before except on the tele because i live in the south of england and have never been near cotonopolis in my life but **** me that Ronnie-aldo chappie is not 'alf good at this game... F\/cking glad I decided to support the Sai--(come on you f\/cking grubber, you should have learnt the name by now)--nts... yeah baby!! Up the club-wot-gives-me-the-ability-to-see-Mancle-Chester-On-Sea!! Yeahhhhhh!! faacking need another breather after that.. Is the Co-op still open? Need more cider. Got sooooo much to get off chest. . up the Saints.

Just got back in to my flat here in Brighton. Long day. Crap football... where do I start?? Well here's one facking tip for matey Poortvliet: given that a corner is a set f\/cking piece - and therefore totally f\/cking practisable at f\/cking Marchwood - do you think it might not be with in the bounds of a half-f\/cking decent football manager to get the f\/cking kid who's job it is to kick the f\/cking football from the corner flag AT LEAST OVER THE F\/CKING HEADS OF THE F\/CKING NEAREST OPPOSITION PLAYER ??????????? F\/ck me. TWO F@CKING YEARS NOW AND WE CAN'T EVEN TAKE A FRIGGIN CORNER????? ??? ??? ?? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? I have more, I need a breather....

Well to sum up: An absolutely dire, cr@p first half and then an excellent second half. Why can't we get some frickin consistency? well done the lads for coming out at second half and playing good footie. Good to see you all battle for it, just ****ing well start properly next time...

anther cornet

To be fair to old Adolf, he was a Nazi and Nazi's don't realy get on with Jews, Gypsies, Commies and gays. He was only doing what came naturally.

11,000 attendance. That is even worse than we get.

Lloyd George is coming off...

Swing Lowe.....

Just watching SSN, does anyone actually give a **** about Scottish football? Not sure even the Scots do...

Super, super kel... Super, super kel....

Perhaps they should all travel up on the train. would be good to see them all lined up at Southampton Central getting their tickets.... most would qualify for a child's fare!

Come on the Mule.... he is almost the only experienced player on the pitch (and Kelvin of course)

If that is true, and JP travelled up by himself then it is completely inexcusable..

sporano

and another cornet

Oh when the Saints... Oh When the Saints... Oh When the Saints go marching in...I wanna be in that number... Oh When the Saints go marching in... United will be quaking in their boots, mark my words. They are ****ting themselves...

you can hear our fans now...

Get the fooook in !!!!!!!!!

So what did Jan say to the lads at half time that he couldn't say before the game started? Seems to have worked..... and that is the second goal.....

We're going to win 3-12.... We're going to be Champions of Europe in three years... Brazil who?

Come on you Saints.... that's better! Lowe in...... (not)

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Rudi the red nosed reindeer...