Deppo

Maybe you should get off this forum and do some work, you lazy gobsh*te.

Something is afoot.

I know my ABC and my 123.

Nutshell. Do one Benji and take your silly comments with you.

Buona sera!

Don't get me started on the MOBO awards! They'd be up in arms if there was a MOWO awards!

You are really wide of the mark on a number of assertions here. Do I know you?

We should get Lallana to see the same people you guys have seen. You all seem to have gotten over those patellar reflex problems you were all having 3 days ago. We could have Lallana's knee working perfectly by Saturday.

Thanks. I like your hair in the photo.

Can I be Fan of the Month next month?

If you would like me to contribute an irreverent column, I'm a bit too busy at the moment.

Exactly. I blame the Muslim-paedo-speed cameras.

Did he mention anything about whether Northern Ireland is British?

The ZX Spectrum game.

As the OP, I think that saintjay77 is all to blame for this. He should never have sat on his knee, knowing it was crocked.

Can I have it first? Don't bother washing it.

Will this thread be locked when we appoint a manager or when we finally agree if Martin O'Neill is British or not?

I think that Jossy Blair should be given the job. He worked wonders with Glipton Giants.

I think you'll find that people from Northern Ireland are British citizens. Although they do have the option to take up Irish citizenship or both.

Where did you hear this?

Exactly. Doesn't Cortese know who you are?

Then you are a fine man. Well done you.

It does if half the first team go to the chairman and put a "him or me" ultimatum down. As for the second part of your post, I can't explain that. Cortese made a big thing about it "not being results-based", perhaps he told the team that they needed to win so that he could get rid? Who knows? That is just supposition, by the way.

You just haven't noticed that they were a boring, pointless waste of time in the first place. I just help people see that.

If Pardew was attempting to **** your missus, wouldn't it **** you off if your fans were singing his name?