I think there was another poster from the midlands who J9 drove up to help out, so although you're asking in jest, he'll probably help out if you offer him some beers and accomodation!
What sort of pub do you frequent where you bring a 15 year old boy to be the centre of attention? OK, I'll come to this pub. Promise that you won't get me too drunk?
You didn't see these men wimping out because they didn't like the terms. You should be ashamed to be British, dune. You bring shame on us all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQv0GvIuV8
Imagine if Winston Churchill had wimped out of some of the decisions he made during World War II because he "didn't agree with the terms" of the Germans' tactics? You should be ashamed to use that great man's words. He'd be ashamed of you.