I crave attention. Don't call him a chicken - you are the one that is scared of going head to head with an attention-craving, unfunny spammer like me. Now that's some fear. I wouldn't even be scared of that. And I'm scared of going outdoors.
I don't know what about. I just think a poll would be fun. Perhaps "How many fingers can you get up your bum?" What options shall we have. In my opinion, 'Four' should definitely be an option.