Deppo

Isn't this just an upshot of the capitalist ideology that you hold so dear?

Another lie told by a customer services operative.

What makes you think customer services are better overseas? I don't think you need to specify Great Britain in your complaint. Customer services are just ****, full stop.

What are you basing this on? You're just making figures up. As a lefty, PC fanny, you should be aware that it is not the number of people that is the problem, it is the distribution of wealth that makes it seem like there are too many people.

I'm in one of those videos!

I had the same vision, but quite enjoyed it.

I don't think that speaking French in your dreams will change you to be arrogant. If you are generally charming, I think you'll probably remain a charming homosexual.

That's another cheap shot. Have you ever considered how I might feel about such a hurtful comment?

No, he shouldn't be the France captain. It should be Eric Abidal or Florent Malouda.

It hurt Edward II.

That's a rather hurtful comment to make.

Port Stanley is the best place for penguin watching on the islands, so I'm told.

Colin, how French is he on a scale of Matt Le Tissier (not very) to Fabrice Fernandes (très Français)?

Kelly wasn't like that at all.

According to this article, he's on loan to them from us: http://www.givemefootball.com/league-two/strike-stars-set-the-pace-in-espn-pfa-fans-award

No. Sorry chocco. Ignore all of that.

I have a personal experience in the Maldives that I don't mind sharing. I went there on honeymoon with my new wife, Lila. It had been a whirlwind romance and we'd only met months earlier. When we got to the hotel, I was in the bar on my own waiting for my wife and I met this sarcastically witty and gorgeous student named Kelly. Over the next few days I started to realise that my wife was very unsophisticated and emotionally-needy and I started to think about Kelly some more. One day at the beach, Lila refused to use sunscreen and consequently developed a severe sunburn, which quarantined her in our hotel room. I then began a rendezvous with Kelly, lying to my wife as to my whereabouts. Towards the end of the honeymoon I recklessly and impulsively decided to dump Lila, ending my ephemeral marriage, in order to pursue unloving Kelly, my false ideal, and ultimate fantasy shiksa-goddess. (The girl I was waiting for all of my life. I just timed it wrong.) Needless to say, it all went wrong with Kelly and I ended up the man I am today: alone on the sofa, masturbating with Wotsit-covered fingers.

I think that kids need their father around a lot as a positive influence at a very young age. They need to learn from their father's sensitivity and intelligence from such a young age. To be fair to thedelldays, though, in his case he'd be right not to take this paternity to be with the newborn.

Kerry Dixon

I hope your Granny is alright and gets her wheelchair back all sorted. My Gran is also wheelchair bound and her chair broke a few months back. It was a real pain for all of us. She couldn't get about and got quite grouchy and we had to put up with her rages. Eventually she got it all sorted and things are back to normal and my Grandad will take her down to the next home game!

Indeed, the list of influences is much greater than that which I transcribed.

I know I am.

I am as adoring as dune of the English language. I love the multi-cultural origins of it. The influence of foreign countries can be heard in every syllable, every cadence, every intonation. The Latin/Greek/French/German/Arabic/etc roots of our words make it such a beautiful multi-cultural language and it is a wise man who loves English so and can appreciate how other languages were able to colonise parts of it.

You think it's odd that she's Vice-Chairman? Did you know that Margaret Mountford is Director of Football?

"c ock taking"?