Deppo

You have a PM.

I don't remember that - are you sure?

Greed is good.

I'll leave it up to you as to whether you make the suggestion or not.

Although, having done some research, there was a TV series which included the episodes: "Herbie the Matchmaker" — original air date: 17 March 1982 (also known as "The Love Bug") "Herbie to the Rescue" — original air date: 24 March 1982 "Herbie, the Best Man" — original air date: 7 April 1982 "Calling Doctor Herbie" — original air date: 14 April 1982

Actually, I haven't really thought that through. After those ones he'd only have 'Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo' left and that one wouldn't really fit unless Saints played Monaco at some point. And then after that he would run out of titles to use. I hope it's not too late - you haven't suggested it yet, have you?

Does he give his reports funny titles like 'Herbie Goes Bananas' or 'Herbie Rides Again' or 'Herbie: Fully Loaded'. If not, he should. Perhaps you could put it to him as a suggestion?

I am waiting to be invited along as a guest presenter.

Micky Adams has just become manager of Sheffield United.

I don't get it. Please explain?

Great stuff! They will now be my 11th favourite team. Most people in the playground will never have heard of them.

Hewlett Packard had them all burned to the ground in suspicious 'accidents'. That's what I heard, anyway.

I think that stamps are about 41p now. Two or three of them should do the trick.

Not sure we need this sort of gutter talk on the main board

Isn't it more of a convenient truth? I mean that is pretty much Karl Marx's 'Social Tank' in action right there. Bravo to the big bank communists paying what they should into the social tank! Bravo!

That's History vs. Future you are juxtaposing. If you were really talking about "here and now", Pompey have that too as they are a league above us.

100% Using this philosophy, by this time next year, I'll be a millionaire.

But terriers are irritating lttle b*stards aren't they? Oh...

Have you thought of investing in this company, Dune? http://www.darts.co.uk/ I hear they're up and coming. here is an example of the sort of thing they produce - just up your street I should imagine?

Dune, with all your knowledge and understanding of the share market, you must be loaded. Is that why you don't work?

You should definitely be looking to buy low and sell high.

I have some contacts in Nigeria who will send it for you. Forward me all your bank details.

Is it me?

Teenage Filmstars - Star

Let's not bother. We'll only have to go through all this rigmarole again when we move to our super duper new Champion's League stadium in a few years time.