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I think you have your languages mixed up a little there, hammo.

Just French, German, Spanish and Arabic for me. And a spot of Polari. I can also get by in Portuguese, Dutch, Polish and Italian but not what I would call 'conversational'. I can read Latin, but I haven't really had much opportunity to speak it over the years so I couldn't converse in it. I've always thought I'm quite well equipped for international espionage.

I'm 26 and I've never worked a day in my life.

Just to be on the safe side and assure us of automatic promotion, this is what we need: 4 more strikers 4 more wingers (or 3 if one of them can operate on either flank) 2 defensive midfielders 2 attacking midfielders 3 centre backs 2 left backs 1 right back Another reserve reserve keeper (just in case, but we could always rely on emergency loans for this so not a priority)

And that is why you're a tw*t.

You're angry, aren't you? x

I must be then.

But only women can give birth to children, TDD, so saying that there's a possibility of "losing your job" would be discriminatory. In your proposal only women would suffer, despite the fact that it takes a male and a female to concieve a baby. Do you not think this is wrong?

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Ooh, get you.

I only ever act hard behind a keyboard. I want to remain anonymous so that I can police the internet but never have to deal with the big scary men in real life.

Jeff, why didn't you post that PM on this thread rather than sending privately it to me? What is all that stuff about being brave behind a keyboard about? I don't get it?

Oh yeh. How silly of me. I mean, society ASSOCIATES ignorant racism with taxi drivers, but I went and just assumed that all racists must be taxi drivers. How daft of me. I apologise to all taxi drivers out there.

I don't know. Ask Gareth Thomas.

This reminds me of this bloke who was shouting racist slurs in the pub the other day. All manner of disgusting vile words were coming out of his mouth. Typical taxi driver.

No, he looks camp. Campness does not equal homosexuality, just as homosexuality does not equal campness.

Please forgive tdd. He's thick.

It isn't PC gone mad, you buffoon. Have a think about your statement again. What have you assumed?

Wally Willoughby. So how do all you guys know him?

Can we have a thread for Saints 'benders' before then please?

Agreed. I was more disappointed with the singing yesterday than the result. I mean, we're bound to draw and lose games here and there, but the singing - that's what football is all about, isn't it?

I like the fella. He has an allotment next to mine and he gave me some of his rhubarb last summer.

I'd like to hear it in a 7/8 time signature. Can we try that next home game?

I have one like that which my nan knitted for me. I could ask her to do another one if she's still got the pattern? How much are you looking to pay?

Try putting in the international dialing code first.