Deppo

Superb!

It's like alpine saint has brainwashed everyone.

Well, yes, obviously. If that's the option. If you can save 100 lives, yes. If you can save one life, yes. Are you really that much of a c*nt that you think 100 lives are not worth as much as you being able to drive how you want? And what do you mean by 'suffer'? 'Suffer'? Really?

Perfect. We won't be able to play there in summer because it is too hot. We can't play here in winter because of snow/ice. Let's just reverse the seasons from now. English football season to run from February to November. World Cup to be held for 4 weeks over December, but only ever in countries that have winter sun. Final on New Year's Day. Perfect solution.

"New Liverpool manager Dalglish denies he's out of touch and is confident he can knock Nottingham Forest off their perch."

No. I've never been, but I'd like to. Tell me, what are they like? Is it true they have people selling meaty pies and apple cider and drinking Bovril there? It sounds magical! Oh, I do so want to go to a game one day! Would you take me to one?

"You're getting mauled by the Saints"

I liked it. I think we should definitely do a similar one. I'll try and start one today.

I don't get it. But I gave up a after a few pages. Which page should I be looking at?

Maybe we could start a charity which organises a run out in a game every couple of weeks for the poor lad? Honestly, I don't know how he copes day to day with his heavy burden.

Willmott-Brown raped Kathy in the Dagmar.

Shiva and Shake.

You mean you knocked one out over the inlay card.

Or maybe Shiva.

Big Bird, the God of birds.

We have angered God. This is it. This is the end.

I put my foot through the tv when Arthur stole the Christmas Club money.

Television Personalities - A Memory Is Better Than Nothing

Nothing wrong with that.

Gary Glitter.

Well, yeh, obviously. Who doesn't?

Blimey! Tony Kellow! I played with him at Penzance in about 1972!

This is absolutely true. It is so true that I don't need academic evidence to prove it. It just happened. OK?

Of course it was you. Who else would it be?

That nutter that sent the letters was definitely dune.