Deppo

No, but I had one already from the Del Amitri edition of Rock Band.

At Chasers it's hooch for a pound and wonderbras get in free.

Bloody typical that there were no buses yesterday. There were too many at Charlton away.

Perhaps we could get a new away shirt in the transfer window? Plymouth's away shirt is pretty striking. I reckon we could get it off them for £1m.

Maybe we could use this to our advantage to break the offside trap?

I've got Guitar Hero James Blunt. It's wicked.

Sarcasm, Joe Pasquale and mooning.

I didn't really get the cover at first, either, but that explanation has really helped - LOL! I think it might have helped if that explanation was on the front cover too? Perhaps something to think about in future issues? Thanks, and keep up the good work! COYR!

Please don't call me a twit. I find it offensive.

Did he finger your anus?

Sounds like a chicken shed.

Sorry Hypo. I didn't realise you meant all of Australasia. I stand corrected (though, you're right, Australasia is the only place to find REAL happiness)

I agree. The only way to find happiness is to go to Australia or New Zealand.

The DJ at Jumpin' Jaks had the mad skills.

I just found this spoon! I paid 20p for it! It belonged to Maggie aparently! Can someone fill me in on any of the details about it please?

Can you now ask the Easter Bunny if we can be 10 points clear by 25th April?

Some more than others. And by that, I mean YOU, you crazy, f*cked up Nazi sh*tbag.

Thanks for the lesson in History Boj! If you ever need a lesson in personaility and humour, please feel free to give me a call.

If the alternative is reading posts by Hypochondriac and Dune, then moving to Australia is the way forward (as long as they don't have the internet in Australia.....do they?)

Good couple of goals for him today. He only signed for us at the beginning of the season, he's ours for ages and after todays two goals we can demand a large fee.

Hmm, if thedelldays was wrong about this, what else might he be wrong about...?

I agree. The only way to find happiness is to go to Australia.

Have you ever thought of turning to this chap for help? Failing that, visit this website and it's sure to make you feel better

Oh My God! That is Hitlers spoon! You have managed to get hold of Hitlers spoon for just 20p! If my history is correct, I believe it was with this spoon that Hitler ate his favourite pudding (a Muller light yoghurt) as he came up with his Final Solution idea. A great specimin of a spoon, used by a great man and with a great story. Cherish the spoon, Dune, it may be the most valuable ting you will ever own.