Deppo

It's not a joke, merely an observation. Keep going though, I love watching you work.

Watching thedelldays' rhetoric on this thread is like watching Katie Price trying to do a Sudoku.

Those red jackets make those men look well gay.

Brilliant! You should send this to the Mail. Or maybe we could get a Princess Di angle on it too and send it to the Express? Superb work, dune.

Martin, out of interest, what colouring pencils do you use? I've been using these recently and can definitely recommend them. Maybe you can bring your felt tips and pencils with you when we meet?

Actually, I've changed my mind.

I've heard some pretty good whispers that it is Portpin.

Hi Martin. I am an artist and this is the folder that I use. http://www.amazon.co.uk/PORTFOLIO-ARTIST-DRAWING-STORAGE-FOLDER/dp/B0015NWX7E I would like to see your portfolio at some point. Maybe we could meet up. I am free tomorrow night. Deppo.

He was very good today. He should have buried the header, but a number of the ones out wide were half chances and the Huddersfield defenders threw themselves in front of him well for the others. His positioning to get in those spaces was outstanding and he brought others into play throughout the game. If you think he was awful you might want to get in that taxi yourself. We could do without you. Pathetic.

I also only buy chickens that are raised more slowly. We have quite a lot in common, Dune. I don't like the way those intensive farmers raise their chickens more quickly.

And me. That's what I think as well. I think people like foxes because they confuse them with dogs.

I agree with TDD. The last thing we want is for the rural masses to become equipped with guns. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that after a few months of foxes eating their chickens, these people are going to become angry and who are they going to take their fury out on? That's right, the urban people, the policy makers. If you thought the student protests were bad, wait till the rural folk descend on the towns, armed to the teeth, angry about the fox situation. On your heads be it - but let me make it clear - if the PC brigade won't let the rich people kill foxes, then they are forcing them to come to the towns to kill people.

No ****ing way.

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Wolf People - Steeple

Sorry, Turkish. I wasn't feeling myself.

I would rather a load of rich people got on horseback and chased the rats around the shopping centre. Why don't they do that?

That's funny, dune. You usually source all of your 'facts'. Shall I tell them which unbiased source this poll is from or do you want to?

Stupid argument. The Internet isn't 'natural'. Should you stop using it now?

Thanks for the photos dune. I can't decide which doggy to humanely control first.

Just like a bath of acid is a humane way of controlling hounds.

I agree with Big John. If it wasn't for the landed gentry, I wouldn't be typing this on my iPad right now. Although I might be able to type it quicker if it weren't for these webbed fingers that their years of interbreeding have wrought upon me.

Really? The opinion of the person that headed up the campaign to oppose the Hunting Act is that the Hunting Act was a waste of money? Must be true then.

Are you allowed to call them 'mutts' in country/hunt circles? What about 'dawgs'? Can you call them 'dawgs' in country/hunt circles? If I were in a country/hunt circle, I'd call them 'dawgs'. It's a bit of a mouthful, calling it country/hunt circles all the time, isn't it? I wish there was a simple portmanteau that we could shorten country/hunt down to, but I just can't think of one.

I like to cut and paste some of those dogs' balls.