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My whole life has been a midlife crisis. I'm at about the stage where I need to tinker with some mechanics. Where can I get something cheap that I can restore myself? Either Vespa or Lambretta?

Those dogs are quite cute. I like their balls. They look tasty.

If you don't understand what I'm adding then, yes, you are being thick. If you don't want your conversation interrupted, then engage in it via PM. dune won't be happy though, as that quite clearly wasn't his intention in starting this thread. Don't get angry, sweetie. x

My foxes sh*t all over their gardens.

The Rebel Alliance saw to that.

I have 22 foxes. Come and get me.

96) 2 Girls 1 Cup

That's why I like it.

Whilst they were all out at the hunt, I took my foxes round their houses to kill all their chickens.

I think we can all agree that D'Urso made a mistake. But, in the spirit of Christmas, we should all forgive him and move on. Andrew D'Urso - I forgive you. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

What's the matter with you two? Have you just watched 'It's a Wonderful Life' together or something?

I liked the veiled attack on Cameron/Gove's attempts to undermine sport in education.

Anyone that has played more than twice should get Manager of the Month.

Yep. He's already called off the replay though. Fair play, I say, for giving long enough notice. At least he's learned his lesson and we can all move on now.

Thatcherism = "Greed is good" individualism = Litigation culture = Current H & S legislation. Ironically, it's largely the right-wing reactionaries and the Daily Mail that complain about the current Health & Safety legislation, when it is their politics that have set it in motion.

So, we're all agreed that this fixture backlog is the best/worst thing that could possibly happen to us then?

Hey! Oi! Now you can pack that in as soon as you like! I should think so too. Nobody calls dune gay! Nobody! Ever! I'm sorry, that hurt. No. That hurt.

It is all I have. Except for the crisps and Tizer. I am the Blue Tulip Rose Read to dune's Mike Read. Turkish's breath stinks.

I now expect this season to be snowed off.

Huddersfield lost. What happens now? I am all confused by this confusing world.

dune isn't tedious. He's bloody brilliant. He's the Boris Johnson of SWF.

Perhaps Saints could just phone all of the rest of the teams we have to play at home this season just before each game and tell them not to come as there is 16" of snow. Better still, just phone every away team each weekend, pretending to be the home team, and tell them not to come because we've got 16" of snow.

Oh.

I think that if they are going to call the Huddersfield game off, they should do it NOW, before it's too late.