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Agreed, Nick Clegg was all about the porn before the election. What happened to all that talk of "addressing the porn gap for the poor" and "the digital imperative to bring faster porn speeds to those suffering porn poverty"? That's why I voted for him.

"could argue"? That doesn't sound like the "facts" that you were so confident of earlier in the thread? Come on, Turkish, you can do this. You're better than this. We can't win our argument that we are 1 point worse than last season with "could". Modal verbs just don't cut it in an argument. We need imperative verbs and nothing less. I'm relying on you for this. You're my wingman. I can't have a miserable Christmas if you don't sort it out and win this argument for us against that ghastly thedelldays fella.

Finally, I can get some work done.

It's true. Cher Lloyd has one badly drawn on, half way up her abdomen.

Indeed. The scientific base of this argument is so strong, as we have played exactly the same teams at exactly the same time with exactly the same players as last season by this time. And for that I thank the Football League for creating the fixture list as a palimpsest of last season's just so that we can make these sorts of flawless comparisons. Ah, science. Cold, hard facts in action.

Agreed. The "Don't ask, don't tell" policy should remain in place for these situations.

It's too late for us. We'll never make up that point. Time for us to concentrate on next season, methinks.

Sorry Bridgey, I missed the winky eye thing out!

Maybe it's better than the alternative of listening to you and your tedious rants?

There's no "I" in "team", Spudgun.

Junction 9 is always great help with this sort of thing. PM him - he's always happy to help a fellow Saints fan, whatever the hour - he came and fixed mine at 11:30pm at night when I PM'd him on here. I didn't even know him either, someone just recommended him on here.

Really pleased for Bradley Wright-Phillips. He's had a great season at Plymouth this year and he really deserves this award. Well done BWP!

There were straight men in that army. They just had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. However, the bullying was ridiculous when they got found out. They got called 'skirtlifters' and 'fanny bandits'.

Thanks PinkScarf. Could you tell me when Adam Lallana and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's birthdays are?

You've made a poor start, if I'm honest.

I'm not sure I want to.

I've checked, and yes, it was the only film released this year that I have seen. My film of the year then.

How is that badger supposed to represent having a party?

What does 'a slapping' involve? It sounds vulgar and I don't think it is a very nice way to talk about a lady.

How did they find out that you were fat? Did you tell them?

Scary stuff. I read a report in the paper the other day that said that, by 2013, sex offenders will be able to electronically rape people.

I have to post on every thread or something bad will happen to SaintsWeb Forum.

It was you, wasn't it?

Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights is poor.

Speak for yourself.