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Global warming? It's bloody freezing out there! What a load of nonsense.

Inception was probably the only film I saw at the cinema this year, but, to be honest, I couldn't wait for it to end.

Why, thank you! How did you know?

...the bit what tells you whose birthday it is on the forum (check my profile today, incidentally) and the bit what tells you all the different people online.

You sound like a bit of ****.

List them.

Yeh, you're right. We should protect them from the homophobes out there. The way I see it, the gaybashers are doing a really bad thing, but how do we stop them doing that? We could put a law in place that allows them to be punished for homophobia, but that would probably upset a few people. I know! We should put a law in place for the gays instead. That'll solve the problem for everyone.

What is the law in this country? Could you answer with reference to the Navy, specifically submariners, thanks.

Is this new chapter at the beginning (as a new preface) or at the end of the book? I'd just like to know as I think I'll just print off what you wrote and staple it into my edition.

I have a ritual before I go to bed, which unless followed exactly means that I cannot sleep. It's probably just mild OCD, but I have had it since puberty. I have to go to the bathroom, collect some tissue paper, take it to my bed, get into bed, pull down my pants and smash my penis about until the white stuff comes out or something bad might happen. I've learnt to live with it, but there are times when I wish I could break away from this illness.

I dunked a dog in a vat of acid.

Has anyone ever used one? Which is the most effective?

I saw 4 Saints shirts at the European Cross Country Championships, Albufeira the other day.

How on earth do people manage to be rowdy and create havoc whilst being stoned? Must have been the shrooms.

Well, can someone explain why, seeing as we have "global warming", it's snowing here and everything is covered? Global warming my a*se.

I think that it is pretty rotten to play such underhand tricks on sick people (I have diabetes and glaucoma). Just so that everybody knows, THE IMAGE ABOVE IS NOT OF 24 INCHES OF SNOW. DON'T CLICK ON IT.

I can't really see the one that Jimmy D fixed because of my glaucoma. Could somebody make it bigger please? I'm really keen to see what 24 inches of snow looks like.

I don't think the picture has uploaded properly, mate. We haven't got that much here, probably about 8 inches or so. Could you try and upload it again as I'd really love to see what it's like? Thanks buddy!

A really sad day. Although I wasn't a big fan of The Damned, I liked his solo stuff especially his genius cover of 'Happy Talk'.

The one from Escape to Victory by Russell Osman.

Are we playing spot the one that isn't a fact? What do I win? It is interesting that your entire argument lies on something that you are trying to pass off as a fact. A lie, if you like.

I would only let you die because spending £75,000 to save ONE life would be an insult to all those others that died. I would rather spend the £75,000 on medical supplies and aid to help those left in peril afterwards. That way I could save hundreds of lives. I would hate to be the person that says one persons life is more valubale than anothers (or even hundreds of others). I would feel especially uncomfortable doing this if the motivation was to save someone who could make my business money. See, I'm a good guy really. Your death would not be in vain, but it would be necessary.

Surely if criminals are getting away with anything this means the lawyers are the exact opposite of useless?

Run him over

It is not just the legal system that is broken. It is Britain. we live in Broken Britain. I'm going to coin that phrase. This chap had children (two of them, not just one!) simply to avoid being deported. I'd like to run HIM over.