OttawaSaint

Saints about to do a lap of honour after finally getting a touch in BHA's box. Then they remembered they're not that fit.

Starting to think we might not be a good team and could get relegated if we're not careful.

Maybe he needs an unofficial update...

He inherited a squad of petrified dog shit...

What makes you say that?

Welington just did somthing quite good! We can ditch the "we march on" For "sometimes we do something that's quite good".

*Yawn*

If anything, we're getting worse. I haven't experienced a single enjoyable moment in this match so far. We've done absolutely nothing. It's beyond dreadful.

Wtf?!?! ABK just stopped. I guess we now know why he hasn't played. He's awful.

Wow. Lucky again. We're getting horribly outpaced.

Is ABK 20lbs overweight or is he putting in a "fuck you" performance. I can walk faster than he running.

Yikes ABK looks to be struggling with the pace already. Hmm.

Seen those given, he looked really slow too.

Scrappy game. We don't create much. I feel about as entertained as the co-comm sounds...

Juric, "hmm...could it be I misread this situation?...no...it's the Saints fans that are wrong".

ABK to score and then get a red for chinning Juric as a celebration.

JannyB down. "Armel could you..." "...tell Paul to get stripped and go in at CB...".

Do they not call foul throws anymore?

Les yellow already... Red card sweepstakes? 47 minutes

This is madness. Aribo a CB, Les and Dibling CM 2. We're going to get ragdolled in the mid.

Yeah, it's rubbish. Saints fans don't deserve this bullshit.

Man Saints are amazing... ...at finding total weirdos for managers Brantfoot Wigley Sturrock Dutch Duo Pelligrino Jones Selles Martin Juric

Clearly cheated but no yellow empowers the divers to keep cheating. Nothing to lose.

Huge dive by Jota. Surely they cancel this pen.

Disagree. Quite a few have thrown the towel in. They lose the ball and just stop. Bournemouth players made mistakes too but bust a gut to get the ball back or block a cross/pass.