OttawaSaint

I'd happily take a large dong if it meant Saints were a good entertaining top half EPL team again...

So. Next season. New manager. Assuming we can't hold on to Ramsdale, KWP, Fernandes, Dibling. Who do we keep? Not many I'd wager...

😆 2-0. This is fun!

He didn't need to be. Very poor timing.

Cos he's the latest snake oil salesman that we've dug up...

This season I feel exactly like In did when I knew my marriage was over. I just don't give a shit anymore. It's sort of freeing.

Ah fuck, there's another half still to endure...

A few eyebrow raising scores. Bournemouth losing at home to Wolves Fulham losing at home to Palace Arsenal losing at home to West Ham Spurs winning...

Amy at gate 7?

Saints about to do a lap of honour after finally getting a touch in BHA's box. Then they remembered they're not that fit.

Starting to think we might not be a good team and could get relegated if we're not careful.

Maybe he needs an unofficial update...

He inherited a squad of petrified dog shit...

What makes you say that?

Welington just did somthing quite good! We can ditch the "we march on" For "sometimes we do something that's quite good".

*Yawn*

If anything, we're getting worse. I haven't experienced a single enjoyable moment in this match so far. We've done absolutely nothing. It's beyond dreadful.

Wtf?!?! ABK just stopped. I guess we now know why he hasn't played. He's awful.

Wow. Lucky again. We're getting horribly outpaced.

Is ABK 20lbs overweight or is he putting in a "fuck you" performance. I can walk faster than he running.

Yikes ABK looks to be struggling with the pace already. Hmm.

Seen those given, he looked really slow too.

Scrappy game. We don't create much. I feel about as entertained as the co-comm sounds...

Juric, "hmm...could it be I misread this situation?...no...it's the Saints fans that are wrong".

ABK to score and then get a red for chinning Juric as a celebration.