OttawaSaint

Bottom of the league as things stand...

Straight at keeper though.

He'll tell you he isn't good as a central striker. You see, what happens is that when he gets a chance he thinks, "oh wait, I'm playing central striker aren't I?" and then fluffs it. It's an FM coding thing...

Put a bit of mayonnaise on a shit sandwich and it's still a shit sandwich.

Except those for who it matters most.

It's maddening, when we have a 6ft5 striker we play to feet or lead balls, tiny striker we pump it. Fast wingers, lets play narrow. Need goals, take off creative player, add a defender. Need to mix things up? Sub like for like. Go on about needing a top striker, don't buy one. Just keep signing fullbacks. Practice with a formation, ditch it for the matches.

Bagged two goals in my over-50 match last night! 😆 (we lost though).

But his leadership and King Spors said he was great!

Bellend injury...

It's baffling, we've been like this for years. It's almost as if we're trying to be this bad.

Pretty much my view too. So unexcited about this season. We haven't addressed a thing and every manager that comes in is utterly blind to just how dreadful many of our players are. Fraser? Wouldn't trust him to put my bins out!

You won't find much of that on this team. Team of slow clueless cloggers.

How come 90% of Saints fans can see Stephens is shit but the club make him captain? Starting to think these SR lads know fuck all about football...

Any streams?

But MLG told me Spors and goals goals goals!

Any good streams? Please and thanks!

The club, SR. What's so fucking great about this Spors fella that guarantees goals goals goals? Got to admire your optimism but I haven't seen anything change yet.

I was being sarcastic. We've been lied to over and over again. We'll get some panicky signing on the 11th hour and "our hands were tied", "he's young and guaranteed to improve". All that shite.

Oh fantastic! Great. There was me all worried over nothing!

Nope. I think we're going to struggle for goals and with it wins.

We'll see, but I have to say this is the least excited I've ever been about the start of a Saints season. 45 years a fan. Thanks a bunch Sports Republic...

Bednarek lives within him!

Yep, same here but it's fucking groundhog day...

You know those dreams where you're being attacked but can't run, you try to punch and it's so soft and ineffective. That's what Saints play like...every game.

The metric system?