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His outback was great, opened up all the far side of the goal only for him to shoot straight at the goalie. Such a pointless footballer.

Easy chance missed by Sulemana. Offside anyway.

Sulemana held back there? Forget it, Twatwell on VAR.

And the we put in the 3 donkeys at the back to really put the fear into WHam.

JWP will also score. Prob a free kick...did he ever tie or get the EPL record? Edit: they just said he hasn't. Hmmm.

Fulkrug absolutely nailed on to score today. I've run of whelms to describe the Saints starting XI.

Oh fuck! Now I'm depressed. That is a Saints whipping boy ten, add Bazunu and you have the full set. A team full of ball watching, slow to react, no vision, no hopers. Fuck!

Rusk needs to ban player movie night on Fridays. We'd have won that, but many of our players lost focus during the game trying to understand the ending to Zoolander. Dibbling on the ball..."but why male models?".

That was pathetic. We ain't getting any more points this season. Pathetic.

It's us all over. We don't even do the little things well. Basic basic stuff like running in after a penalty just in case it's saved. Jack, looking on like "oh yeah, right, always struggle with that...so much to think about".

Lol saved again. Rebound scored. JUMBO JACK forgot to run in after the penalty. It's a lot for him to remember.

Great tackle from him there!

But MLG said he's amazing in the Champ! Could MLG be wrong?

7 more minutes. Just as well it ain't 0-0.

OK.

Easy chance missed by Hardwood Bellend.

How Bednarek survived going to Villa, bad mouthing Saints, returning and then scoring one of the worst own goals I've ever seen, will always be such a mystery to me. Stunning indictment into our football dealings.

Yeah he's trying to get everyone to join in with "do ya think I'm sexy?".

We cannot start next season with Stephens or Bednarek at the club. So poor at their jobs. Bednarek ran at the passer but then backed off and from there it was easy. You either run at the ball carrier OR back off, if you do both, you're dead. Easy basic stuff, but for those 2 it's ingrained. That, and always diving in at the ball, you might get away with it once or twice but it'll lead to many goals against, penalties, and own goals. Over and over and over again...

Nice goal for Villa. Must be a great feeling...

Can we not have just one decent game? Even Burnley, Sheff Utd, and Luton had a game where everything clicked and they won easily. We've not had a single convincing game all fucking season.

And yellow card the foul deserved.

And of course, ran right between our star CBs JannyB and Taytay HB. Kids stuff, so utterly slow, unaware and weak!

Ref played advantage. They got ball. We doze off...goal. Cuntpissfuckshit!

Ref is giving them everything.