OttawaSaint

Can anyone, anyone in the crowd take this corner for Manning?

"Strikers" Duffers more like. Trotters more like Useless shower of weak minded cunts more like.

This Spors fella is a genius!

Cracking finish by Amad for Utd just now. My attention is wandering...

We've got the narrow defeat lads. We've proved our point.

Then play better, be a leader you dickhead! Downes, not you.

We're going down...

Jander! Off the post!

I think the fight has left us all No Trousers league tables, ooh Matrons or groundhog days. No muffins. No sexy nuns. No weather reports. Well done SR!

Did fuming Still stamp his little foot at HT or fold his arms and give them the silent treatment. What a motivator!

Fucking hell. Great pass Leo. Wtf was that attempt though?

Dyche-ball is working. That Manc isn't getting his haircut any time soon.

He's like the useless player on a 6-a-side team that accidentally pulled off a backheel pass and then spends the rest of his life trying and failing to recreate it.

Every team we've played on the league this year has looked total shit not somehow we're shittier. This squad should me top 4...minimum.

Look. I'm 52, bald, 5'6", in my pyjama bottoms and Saints shirt. Raining, cold and windy outside. Eating a leftover burrito. And I have probably more chance of scoring today...

Trollope and Still fuming! This is it lads! The long winning streak starts here!

Yeah that's the worry. They'll try to be so smart and get in Ant and Dec as comanagers. They are popular and from Newcastle, a great footballing town!

They'd probably forget to turn the camera on.

They've had all week to work on things but somehow we look even worse and even more listless and limp. The usual, "we've got to try and be more good" claptrap gets trotted out.

5 added minutes. Gonna go get that burrito in the air fryer...

Even beard boy Russ changed it up when he felt the heat.

Nope.

Dreadful. Dreadful formation. Dreadful selections. Dreadful "tactics". Dreadful attacking. Dreadful defending. Dreadful passing. Dreadful effort level. Dreadful, just fucking dreadful. We still have dreadful substitutions to come.

Donkeys 0-1 Dobbin

Yep