OttawaSaint

Are you crazy! You've got to break that gate to fix it. Bolsa wood, cellotape and prit stick will suffice. We build gates differently!

A team that were in the pub at HT.

THB, tries to chip in a cross, woefully short, then just stands there admiring his pathetic effort, meanwhile WHU break and he's nowhere to be seen.

Normally I'd be furious about a game like this, but these days I just don't care! Thanks SR!

We're just playing the same game over and over and over. I blame Trousers and his groundhog day gif. We keep playing the game until we get it right.

We ain't getting anything from this game. We don't look like scoring another goal this season. Woefully inept and just so "bleugh".

As we try to enjoy summer... Southampton nominate dual club captains in Bednarek and Stephens. Delighted Spors annouces that the future looks bright with two club legends forming a formidable spine to promotion chasing Saints.

Players are such thick cunts. Manager probably repeating over and over, "on your toes, don't doze off at the start!". Doze off at the start... got it boss!

Same Old Story

Bednarek trotting back. "Aww fuck, I hate it when teams do this!".

Do Bednarek, THB, and Stephens take horse tranquilizers at half time. Dozy start.

There it is. 😆

BBC are wrong.

That's what the commentary team said on my feed (fubo).

No, said 2014 on the screen.

Think it is because it's linked to a charity fundraiser for Cancer.

My thoughts exactly.

Onu chance missed now.

This is the least mouldiest sandwich in this pile...

If someone told me this was a league 2 match I'd say, "decent game, these lads are quite good". But it's EPL and the level is rather low.

Neither am I. Pathetic.

FFS Sule. Crossbar, c'mon man!

Cha-ching on Paqueta Island...yellow card.

I play 6 a side on a Friday and a group of young lads play after us. Sulemana reminds me of one of these kids. He's doing multiple nutmegs and tricks etc. His mates screaming and rolling around in excitement as he does it, but I've never seen him score or assist. To me, what's the point ?

Canada doesnt do eggs like this. Luckily we have a Scottish and Irish store that imports them. Snagged a Whispa and a White Buttons one. *slurp* North American chocolate is awful, waxy and just plain weird tasting.