OttawaSaint

Not anymore. Teasers!

He's so tall that some part of him is offside all the time.

To fucking Swansea or something hopefully.

Such an undisciplined team. With the ball, without the ball. It's an absolute shambles out there. No shape, no clear tactics. It's awful.

Is there a footballing version of Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares? Asking for a friend.

They'll get a stoppage time penalty won't they?

I'd check St Mary's and Staplewood for carbon monoxide...

Maybe we'll get an undeserved winner and we'll see limbs in the Saints end...?

Optics I suppose. If we were non league and this was FA cup you could say, they try hard enough but no real quality or threat...unfortunately we're not non-league, we're supposed to be EPL.

Should be 2-1 up. What a miss by Aribo!

Juric can leave in May. This is just awful. 3 at the back and now ignoring a CB on bench. Useless.

Smacks of the Blackadder scene. Juric: ah damn JS injured...ABK I would like you to... ABK (getting ready): oh boss! Thanks so much for this opport... Juric: please let me finish...I would like you to tell Will to get ready and Aribo to slot in to CB.

Oh god smallbone prefered to ABK...I give up!

Is Jackie injured already....?

What's with the amateur theatrics from Ipswich? Two players writhing in "agony".

Yes.

He is off.

Oh God. Why.....? ABK is there. Is there some sort of club clause that a JS love in must happen for every manager?

Onuachu is the poster boy of "he's brilliant when he's not in the team".

Has the Danish lad done anything yet?

No it's Coprophilia on Turkish.

Scratch that... back on.

THB off injured. He's been shite so this might be the turning point!

Entertainment is marginally better but we're still a bit shit.

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