OttawaSaint

Will they love it if a Geordie #9 comes on for us and wraps up the points with a goal then?

Bednarek the most vocal in the huddle.

I know. I have too, been checking out the Championship table already. We ain't getting out of this but a goal celebration was enjoyable after what we've been served up this season.

Let's face it though, the best we get here is a draw. Howe will make a change and it'll be 2, 3 or 4-1.

Team comes out, for 2nd. Where's Lavia? Where's Alcaraz? See #24...oh no nooo...#27...noooooooo!

So 3pts here. Everton and Leicester draw, we roll over Forest and get into top form for Fulham. Easy peasy! We should have tried this goal scoring thing a while back!

No. Not even close.

I'm not laughing

He was going for the bicycle kick OG, it's the only one he's not got yet.

SAINTS JWPs park!

Stuuuuuuuuuuu!

Way aye man, thaaaats a dorty fowel, ref needs ta be getting ah yellloh!

About time refs started giving yellows for egregious diving.

Hope we can keep Alcaraz next season. Doubt it though.

We're just so mediocre in 8 to 9 of the positions on the field, it's no wonder we don't win, or score very often, or concede like a sieve.

Their tactic was to actually look at the league table and then get a fucking shift on and win games.

Yes, in 2020/21 we changed from pretty good to total shit...

That Peacock looks good, he's found some space in behind the Newcastle midfield...

Jimmy Nail...

Gordon clean in, hits post...

Jesus we look like the start of our 6 a side season where everyone is still figuring out each other's games.

Jesus Bednarek fancies an early bath...

So he's just worked that out? Next game, "we need to create chances". Game after, "we need to take our chances" Game after, "we need a stack of P45s to start the layoffs".

I bet he wanks over pictures of Pep. How can be smart like you, I know, without a striker! So which ones are tgecstrikers again, *checks notes* mm not many goals here, can't tell, probably Adams and Perraud...

We don't learn... We produce! (nothing)...