OttawaSaint

Now 3 separate games that WHU have benefitted from handling the ball and VAR being asleep.

We don't create enough quality chances to score so therefore barely score. We need wins, need to score and limit opposition scoring to win. Not only that. Nowadays relegation doesn't really affect players so they don't go balls out to win. Case in point, we never lay seige to the opposition net. Annoying because if the players actually gave a shit and grew a set and actually went for it we could get out if this mess. Not happening.

Going to be 6-0 for City if we are lucky.

Thanks, as I said I need to look again.

So tantalizing but we can't score for toffee and give away some of the most ball achingly soft goals. A somewhat reasonably skilled team could pull this off but our lot don't have the guts it takes.

Leicester thought they'd got a last minute penalty. VAR overturned it. I need to see that again, looked like a pen at normal speed.

Leeds 2-1 Forest

Leicester 1-1 Villa

I think we're dead and buried anyway because, to me, other teams look like they can score goals and invariably do where as we don't even look like scoring and invariably don't. Nine 0-0 draws is not good enough for us.

Score so far: Bournemouth 0-1 BHA Leeds 1-1 Forest Leicester 0-1 Villa

There's a lot of that on here. "we desperately need a striker before the season starts" Ohhh but Broja had 4.36 xG and Adams...blah blah blah "we'd be crazy to not keep Forster around just in case this youngster doesn't pan out..." Forster sv% blah blah blah "what, a no-namer from mid table Luton! don't do it Saints" Blah blah blah type of football...win %...front foot...blahhhh

Said Nottingham forest fans in 1997...

Wonder what Carlton Palmer is doing these days?

Saints legend Eyal Berkovic probably fancies his chances...

Meh, might tidy the kitchen cabinets instead. Thanks Saints for destroying my enthusiasm.

Whoever gets the reigns needs to have a massive clearout. The managers have been shit but there's something rotten to the core about the squad. No matter who we have they play like they couldn't give a toss about Saints. They just go through the motions with this slow ponderous crap never daring to play an incisive ball. Every time we're chasing the game in stoppage time they barely even try to launch an attack. Something is horribly wrong.

Saints are like a kitchen that's fired successive chefs but then the new chef comes in doesn't sharpen the knives, use fresh ingredients or bother cleaning the oven and then wonders why the food is shit. Get Ramsey in to "shut it down you clueless donkeys!".

More chance of us getting Harry Potter.

Like fucking groundhog day watching these losers. Whatever manager doesn't pick our best players then they start negatively with a tepid intensity and spent however long it takes for the other team to score just passing it around until we go up the park, pass it to the oppo, rinse and repeat. After the goal we don't change our mentality at all and wait for subs. After the subs we invariably have about 5 good minutes of play then we slowly start to begin our warm down, clock watching until shower time. Then it gets trotted out. "We were unlucky". Were we fuck, we were passive, sloppy and toothless. Just like 95% of our games.

Our current crop of forward players are not fit to clean his boots. That's how far we've fallen.

So lads I've been looking at the stats and every time we play a shit team and have a chance to win we lose 1-0 by being timid, defensive and weak. So for West Ham I'm keeping with that tactic. Makes perfect sense.

Blew on 92:58. Joke.

WHU go up to 14th. Saints, you utter shower if twats.

Three minutes for all those subs?!?!

We won't play desperate though. These dicks probably think they're mid table.