OttawaSaint

JWP was the one who touched it.

JWP own goal. FFS!

Oh god...

Ely over the bar but Aribo better placed for a pass.

Good move between Adams and Edozie.

Palace 1 up at Bournemouth, Man City 1 up vs Everton.

I mean...into the goal...

We're playing better then fulham but it'll finish 1-0 because Mitrovic can finish and Che can't.

Mitrovic buries that chance.

Che's xHK improving. Hit the keeper there, beauty!

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I think NJ only took this job so he can see the Pope in Newcastle...

I thought his black eyed peas stuff was quite good...

I reckon the subs should still dig a tunnel to escape at half time though...

Gary Birtles and some state the obvious type guy? Birtles just doesn't stop complaining. It's like his nagging wife made him co-commentate.

NJ lower league tactics working. Kick the ball out and shout "our ball!".

Looking a bit hungrier/more energetic but still way too sloppy with the passing.

Saints vibrator not working either? Cheap half worn out batteries?

Oh God, 90+ minutes of Gary Birtles complaining...

Now now lads, keep the faith! Give Nathan time! He could be the next Sarah Ferguson...

Problem: midfield is weak NJ solution: play without a midfield, how can a midfield be weak if it's not there *taps forehead*

Why does he put his hands down his pants and start crying at the end? Too much cardio?

Teenager? Looks about 46!

We're going to get fucking ducked. Mitrovic is going to have a field day against our clueless defence.

Ah that makes sense. I'd actually completely forgotten that we'd scored.