OttawaSaint

If and it's a big if....if Forest get 3 men sent off we might...maybe...possibly get a shot on goal...

"Nathan Jones is a wanker" and "sacked in the morning" ringing around the ground.

No, we had cohesion, I wouldn't put him in charge of the pre-match bacon butties.

Lots of interesting possibilities!

AArm who's been warming the bench all year, finally hears his name, probably thinking "oh fuck, not me boss".

I've played in teams where we had to learn each other's names in the carpark, had a 4 man midfield all called Dave, a guy half cut from the night before, our pacy winger smoking cigarettes at half time, our goalie frequently leaving his goal to threaten kids playing near his car....and we still had more cohesion and teamwork than this shower!

JWP is great at those 25 yard free kicks, especially just left of center but all his other dead ball stuff is utter toilet.

We've got 11 plankton based lifeforms on the pitch!

He got an assist. This lot look like they can't even score in training.

And still be faster than Elyanoussi...

Looks like it's 8 vs 14 out there. It's weird, there doesn't seem to be any support for a player on the ball.

Things are so bad I'm missing Redmond...

Co-commentator saying a manager can't do anything about a player making a mistake. Yeah, maybe don't pick him. As I type the commentator saying, "what on earth are Southampton doing?".

No subs, no formation change. He's learned nothing at all.

Just dawned on me, gotta watch another 45+ minutes of this dirge.

RH ran out of ideas but these same players played so much better than this. Yes, they were still shit and lost most weeks but this team, playing this way, with this manager would struggle in League 2. It's no exaggeration, they are utterly dire.

This is the worst I've seen us play in forever. We can barely make 2-3 passes. Diabolical.

Have Forest got 15 players on the pitch? Seems like it.

Leeds and Wolves both winning. Teams with a bit of fight in them. We're doomed!

There's no way they'll do that and admit that they cocked it up.

Second to every fucking ball.

I've seen oil tankers turn quicker.

The most worrying aspect is that we barely look up for it. Not one single ounce of fight in us.

A team that has 2 away goals (now 3) and hasn't scored in nearly 600 away minutes comes to our place and is totally bossing us. I hate this team. We could have got in a manager that was pure class and given him 40 days to get his team together. Instead we get Numpty Nate and he took 40 days off reading the fucking bible. Clueless.

Dreadful. I reckon my over 35s team could beat Saints right now and most of us are pushing 50.