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I reckon the subs should still dig a tunnel to escape at half time though...

Gary Birtles and some state the obvious type guy? Birtles just doesn't stop complaining. It's like his nagging wife made him co-commentate.

NJ lower league tactics working. Kick the ball out and shout "our ball!".

Looking a bit hungrier/more energetic but still way too sloppy with the passing.

Saints vibrator not working either? Cheap half worn out batteries?

Oh God, 90+ minutes of Gary Birtles complaining...

Now now lads, keep the faith! Give Nathan time! He could be the next Sarah Ferguson...

Problem: midfield is weak NJ solution: play without a midfield, how can a midfield be weak if it's not there *taps forehead*

Why does he put his hands down his pants and start crying at the end? Too much cardio?

Teenager? Looks about 46!

We're going to get fucking ducked. Mitrovic is going to have a field day against our clueless defence.

Ah that makes sense. I'd actually completely forgotten that we'd scored.

Where on earth do they get that from? Can't remember a single meaningful shot or chance. I remember AA missing an absolute sitter last seasons and it only being 0.35 xG. Were they counting the shots on our own goal?

Watched all the other games highlights. What stood out was just now much better all the other teams are with loads players with a bit of guile and composure. We have none. We are in massive doodoo. The team is weak enough but to bring in a no hoper like Jones we are waving the white flag. He won't turn this around. We're done!

Yes. Only because this Jones clown is 10x worse.

I just tried to pick a lineup and formation from what we have but there's too many positions where I'm like. Jesus, I'll have to put him in, noone is better, so I started to sympathize a bit with Jones but that ended when I looked back at his lineup. Utterly clueless, smacking of, "hmm, this is a gamble but if it works ill like like a genius!". No, you look like a lower league guy, with lower league ideas and standards. We've got Blackadder's Duke of Wellington in charge "shout shout and shout again!".

Great post. Very worrying indeed.

When the likes of Lyanco, Diallo, Ely and Moussa get anywhere near the starting lineup young know that we're in trouble. Well, I know, you know, the media know, but the one person who picks the team is too busy sniffing leeks and watching Songs of Praise.

It's fucking football, a top manager finds a style!

Something's fishy with these Serbs. Probably running all their dirty war cash through the club while they trouser the clean stuff they'll get from selling Lavia et al. We'll be left a shell of a club in league 1. There's so many odd things happening. The tranfer policy, calling Goztepe the top team, getting Ieuan Evans or whatever his name is in...hmm

Under 7. I wouldn't give them more than 4/10.

I'm livid. We got in some no hoper, not much we can do but bare minimum: - assess whole squad for strengths and weaknesses - work on tactics - figure out a formation - try out said formation in 6-8 games - identify any weaknesses to figure out transfer targets - get the team Strachan fit - hit the ground running In reality, he booked off on day 1 leaving JWP to organize the FIFA Playstation schedule while he wandered the valleys close harmony singing and calling people "boyo".

Diallo short for diarrhea low talent...

Got FIFA 23 for Christmas. This Saints team look like me forgetting all the buttons. "Shit what tackle again? Pass pass pass, oops clicked shoot, what's change player? Shit!".

Can't see where our next point is coming from.