OttawaSaint

There's no chance we win or even draw today. Jones has fucked us right from the start again. Moronic Welsh twat that will never learn. He'll reshuffle it out of desperation and we'll suddenly look better but the game will be gone by then.

Had Jones taken over at Everton Onana would be cooling off in the B team, Tarkowski benched and DCL training with the youth team...

Everton won. Here's where we drift off into the Championship...

Wow, colour me surprised...

We are Southampton. We don't get new manager bounce we get bounced. We don't play new players, we let them cool off. We don't buy success, we don't know what success means.

Those two new boys will get a front row seat for this atrocity.

What an absolute joke of a club.

Hmmmm.

He'll probably bring Lyanco on for JWP on 5 minutes and go "haha Brentford, we tricked you!".

Is Stu Armstrong injured?

Orsic holding his bronze medal thinking "that happened didn't it, did it?" and then looking over at Moi and Edozie running into people and passing to the other team. "Maybe I imagined it...".

We could have got Dyche to sort out the defence and get some confidence into the team but no. Razzy wanted to try and look smart. Newsflash, a smart person does smart things not do stupid things and hope they pay off so that everyone will call them smart.

What is the fucking point of this line up?

You hear of people being tried for war crimes, perhaps Jones should face charges for football crimes. Staggeringly predictable he'd pick some of our biggest underperformers.

Moi, Yanny and Diallo. I give up.

Don't worry lads, Genius Jones will cheer us up with a cracking lineup, tactics and formation...oh wait

If that was Saints they'd be running to the VAR screen, wanking all the way...

That he'd had 40 days to work on. Dyche had been there less than a week. Let that sink in.

Yep. So fucking predictable. Thanks Rasmus...

There it is. Thanks Rasmus...

My prediction is that in 30 minutes there's going to be a lot of moaning and anger on here...

We were told it would be hoofball but I'd be happy with Saints playing the style Everton are playing.

Another chance for DCL. Everton will win this 1-0 imo.

Was too easy for us to just appoint Dyche. Razzy needed to show everyone that he's the smartest guy in the room. It's like those knobs who turn up for 5 aside, get an open goal and instead of just rolling it in they try to do an Anthony or some other dumb move and miss the goal.

Should be 1-0. Big miss there!