OttawaSaint

I've seen oil tankers turn quicker.

The most worrying aspect is that we barely look up for it. Not one single ounce of fight in us.

A team that has 2 away goals (now 3) and hasn't scored in nearly 600 away minutes comes to our place and is totally bossing us. I hate this team. We could have got in a manager that was pure class and given him 40 days to get his team together. Instead we get Numpty Nate and he took 40 days off reading the fucking bible. Clueless.

Dreadful. I reckon my over 35s team could beat Saints right now and most of us are pushing 50.

Who the hell though Nathan Effing Jones was the answer? Total arrogance. We could have gotten in a proper manager but noooooo...

Lyaco a fucking car crash and that penalty debacle in the last game should have relegated him to the bench but Genius Jones puts his name (and Moi's) first on the teamsheet.

576 minutes of goalless away games and along come Saints and Lyanco. Pathetic. We look 10x worse than RH's Saints.

So Mr Jones, why is Lyanco playing again? Fuck off!

God this is trash. Lower league standard.

It's probably just a bunch of dogs running around with flashlights...

Tombola teamsheet.

This. Hopefully we string a few results together soon. I'm not confident though because we miss so many chances and then have brainfarts at the back.

4-0 to BHA now!

Forest score from a corner, we love to concede from corners. Oh fuck!

1-1. Forest deserve it too.

Forest look like a decent side. We look like they rounded up some random fans from the car park. More of the same, Saints 0-2 Forest.

Spurs just conceded a very Saintsy goal to Villa. What a fucking shambles.

BHA thought they'd got it back to 3-4 but offside. It was offside by current rules but an utter farce. Offside wasn't implemented for situations like that.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

If we get 8 or 9 more wake up calls then I think we'll spring into action!

That's 2022 done then. We managed 8EPL wins (5 last season, 3 this). Effing garbage!

Rodri just missed a free header 2 yards out in the 12th minute of added time. Final score 1-1. Figures...

Self inflicted dogshit once more. I was thinking, why do the big chances always fall to the wrong players but then realized that I cunt trust any of them 1 on 1 with the keeper.

Just don't know what to say. We're such a car crash. Don't see anything changing anytime soon.

Figures, we don't really need that pen save, we've still lost. We get it though. No doubt when there's a crucial one he'll be nowhere near it.