OttawaSaint

This could feel like a very long half

Now Broja with a great defensive header!

Ohhhh header Bednarek, great save Ederson!

McManananananaman thinks we can hold on. Ugh!

70 minutes just swinging from the bottle 80 minutes, industrial glue 90 minutes, trying to inject ibuprofen 95 minutes, meth lab set up

I'm exhausted. To paraphrase the great Murray Walker, "I'm shedding buckets of adrenaline!"

Branfoot just told Moody to sit back down....

Maybe Pep did have a word with him...

Yep, there's no way we win or draw this but it's fun being ahead while it lasts.

I'm too scared to check

WHAT A SaVE!

I let out a little stream when Sterling shot just now...

Pep's going to need to have a word with Redmond at half time...

Yep. For kicking the ball slightly away or throwing his hand up in annoyance in the general direction of the ref...

Nothing for Grealish then?

It worked...

Happens all the time in my O35 league...

Tits! Offside again.

He showed the ref his City badge...

Might not happen, butterfly effect and all that. Just ask MLG! Actually, don't...

Who?

Ugh! Offside. Great finish mind.

Perhaps, maybe ungentlemanly conduct. It's a bit like a Saints player standing on a teammate's shoulders to get extra height for a corner kick.

Would be worth it to see Pep doing his nut on the sidelines.

How long until one of ours gets a red for 2 really weak yellows?