OttawaSaint

2-0 fast asleep, cricket score upcoming...

Need Will Smith to come and slap the shit out of them.

Wtf is this comedy performance?

Salisu take some horse tranquilizers before kick off?

Fucking shit defending. Could be 3-0 down, lazy, dozy, shit. Wake the fuck up Saints!

FFS! That cunt Alonso. We're all over the place.

Crossbar Werner. We've been carved open 3 times now!

AA seems frantic to make an impact. Be patient lad, don't snatch at it.

Great run Tino!

Post Werner. Please don't be one of those beligured striker finds form bullshit.

Ropey defending. Corner Saints! Handball!?!

Fuck off Utd! Twats!

Come on Adam and Adams, you can do it!

So many sulking utd players. Fooking shite!

Utd playing fucking terrible... Moving the ball around so slowly. Easy for Everton.

Utd playing fucking terrible...

Come on slab-head get your fucking huge head on it!

Hope so.

Man U are just about the right crackpot club to not show up and gift wrap a win for Everton.

So it'll be Stu Armstrong to Adam Armstrong and then from Adam to Adams for the winner!

Nah, was just in a silly mood. I'm harmless.

I was one of those who thought Ali CDAJFU. I got it horribly wrong. 😆

Gaaaahhh! Can't decide whether to big him up or trash him, and then defend that position forever in the hopes of looking like a smartypants forum expert later...

Well I don't drink but I guess it could be juice!

Yes, I think Everton need about 12