OttawaSaint

It means that I missed my chance, had I known this 29 years ago I could be banging them in for Everton right now. Actually, phew!

I'm not sure we can correctly ascertain that. There's an infinite number of universes, in some you may very well have been joking, in others not. I don't think we can know either way...

Tell you what though, I'm on fire at 5-a-side at the moment. Every time I get into position I just quickly calculate the xg and then alter my power or angle. I'm unstoppable!

League table post trousers?

They don't have the guts to battle out of this do they. We've just got to hope the likes of Man U don't gift them a win like they seem t o so to teams every so often...

shoots wide... oh no... anyway...

That was awful from Godfrey, truly awful! Love it. Lampard isn't a manager, he just isn't.

Well well well...

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

That means according to my calculations and spreadsheets that they will either be utterly depressed and we will slaughter them, angry and we'll get slaughtered, indifferent and we'll draw or a narrow win for either team.

We can only wish!

Interesting that Dean is chosen as ref when a team with rich owners needs a win...

We should walk it vs them because AA is much better than Benzema...according to my spreadsheets anyway...

Chelsea getting dicked!

Great, so Arsenal and Chelsea both getting their freak results out of the way before facing us. MLG note: yes before you come stampeding in here to bore the chocolate off of an m&m I know, I know...

Manager: Mauricio Pellegrino Gazzaniga Cedric, Forren, Gardos, Fox Makyuka, Juanmi, Classie, De Ridder Carillo, Taider Martina, Pied, Reed, Isgrove, Hoedt, Johnson, Gallagher, N'lundulu, Danso

No matter, his uncle will show him how to airbrush it out of his CV.

Keane red card. Worked last time. Their tactics right now seem to be trying to get a penalty by diving in the box.

2-1 WHU, Bowen. Iwobi fuck up!

Everton will beat Man U though...

Game ends 0-0 because any time a team gets into the opposing box they never shoot. Opting instead to pass "to me, to you, to me to you".

1-1 deflected goal for Everton

He said something about David Beckham.

Surprised fans will get his autograph, they are not too keen on nancy-boys and such like up there. Needs to spend a day int' top field lambing and the like...lad

What the? Why's he got a plush Winnie the Pooh on each foot? That's tragic... 😆