OttawaSaint

All that hairgel and beardwax should help with that.

Oooooh Bednarek close! Wrong end though.

Tell you what...if we could score a goal... Err, that's all I've got.

Quick question. Always wondered this. You are "saints-til-i-die". So when the moment comes, you leave this mortal coil. You'll no longer be Saints? So they go to put a Saints flag on your coffin, have a bit of Saints colours at the funeral. Wait, he's dead, he's no longer Saints, he's got a new team now, Angel Gabriel FC, get that red and white out of here!

Tedious. Might wash the dishes at HT for a bit of excitement.

Was trying to count his passes to Villa but gave up at about 5.

Oops Fernandes. Yellow. At least he looks like he wants to win. The rest... going through the motions.

Maybe Rusk is the 0-0 expert and we get enough to surpass Derby...

Think we'll be lucky to finish with 10 men.

Stephens is still a low IQ little bitch then...

It's been dire. A tired Villa trying to walk to 3pts vs an utterly clueless, happless Saints.

Why didn't Rusk just tell us to play like PSG? Is he stupid?

Still too cold here to wash the car...

Archer's was, no?

Archer chance. Che wouod have scuffed it in. Archer, hit well, but straight at keeper.

Could we not have had tweets like. JannyB: I'm just a bit shit...really sorry, but gaffer kept picking me.

For all the tweets by players last week about being embarrassed by the relegation and their part in it there's there's been a lot of room and plenty of free headers for Villa.

Free kick Villa. Xbeef so far is 1.4 - 0.8

Another break. Onuachu doing the beefing this time after good work by Kamel.

Did they just get a camp sounding brummie off the street to do co-comm? Can't be cheap at today's rates...

Good break but KWP got "beefed" off the ball.

All I'm thinking about is next season. Yes Juric inherited a shit and dispirited team but I didn't want him anywhere near us next season. Relieved. Hope we get in someone capable of looking at what he has (whoever is left and he recruits) and THEN sets the formation tactics etc. We've had too many come in with a system, shoehorn players, and then stubbornly stick to it.

Are championship teams ever going to be able to compete in the EPL? Forest stayed up but had to shell out on a whole new squad. Nearly didn't succeed.

Can see it now. Saints set to sign striker Luigi Slowman from Lecce. Check stats 98 games and 3 goals, 1 assist...

What? Our forum experts gave been saying over and over that our squad is bustling with top top championship players that have done it before and that Johhny Spurs is going window cleaning! We're as good as promoted!