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Forgot my mlg note. Damn!

To be fair, he did quickly roll up his sleeves before making his run. mlg: I know, it was a joke.

Not pen? Ings off.

To annoy us. It’s annoying because it gives the striker shooting practice against the oppo goalie. mlg: yes I know they practice in training...

Wait, Mike Dean is checking it, they’re saying Vestergaard’s buttcheek is really really long....

Close, good ball Redmond, Minamino just missed it’s connection. Wilson scores....offside...

Minamino looking lively so far.

A magpie?

Ooh red shorts. mlg notes: yes I’m aware there are different shades of red and different people can have differences in colour perception...

Remember United (7-1) and Everton (7-1) putting 7 past us, Arsenal 6, Luton 6 (6-1), Spurs (6-2 aet), Charlton 5 (5-0) and Derby I think getting 5 against us too.

Great that we get Beds back but they should be taking action. We are left to bear the brunt of the 9-0 crowing because a twat with a whistle can't or won't do his job correctly.

Gretzky was 99? Joking! Of course I do. I think Bradley Wright Phillips was #99 for New York RedBulls!

My score in this week’s FPL...99! Cheeky bastards!!!

I thought Saturday was bordering on corrupt but after seeing that I’m certain. Dean set out to manufacture that result. As soon as he saw it was 4-0 he did everything he could to get the headline. I know it sounds like sour grapes but that was not an offside goal and if that’s a penalty and red then I’m a Dutchman. Cheats. Fine, we were shit, 6-0 would have been ok but fuck those cheats for doing this to us.

Jobbie Savage is just upset that we made him look like the prat that he is when he tipped us to go down.

Fuck off Dean with your fucking yellow cunt card. Fuck off!

Mike Dean is a cunt. Couldn't wait to point to the spot.

Stephens jumping under the ball AGAIN! This is awful. Just pack the defense and stop the hemorrhaging. We're inviting them on.

Oh God. This is going beyond 9-0. We are in utter disarray!

Because Bertie is fucking shit and has been for years. Many of the goals we concede, take a look at him, he's usually just jogging back slowly. He barely attacks and just plods around in a strop.

We'll be lucky to keep this below double figures. Why Saints? Why?

Wait, so when Beds scores we blow a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2. So if he scores an OG then we win 4-3!!!!

I guess this is just part and parcel of being a Saints fan. Another fucking can we dig any deeper phase of our team's life. Roll on the next victory...

I’m looking at the injuries. Vestergaard, KWP, Diallo, Walcott, Romeu?, Smallbone. Ings and Adams both seem low on Confidence. Redmond is Redmond. Not been impressed with Bertie this year. Any injury to JWP or Bednarek and we’re in real trouble...

Think we’ll be lucky to finish 14th the way things are going.