OttawaSaint

This! But is it likely? Ralph made 3 changes but it was like for like in each case, what’s the point in that. I’m wondering with the mysterious dropping of Valery and Bertrand whether there have been a few players sulking about Ralph’s methods and he’s sat them to teach them a lesson but the replacements did **** so he’s stuck with putting them in so they haven’t learned ****. Bertrand was utterly abysmal today and Valery only seemed interested when attacking, he basically gave up running back on 2 off the goals.

Looks like Liverpool have won the title then.

Chelsea kit man: “hmm these kits aren’t even sweaty, no need to wash ‘em for next game, thanks Saints”.

Gunn with his legs spread wider than an Essex slapper.

Another failed plan then.

That’shh football...

The Redmond of old. He’d be good in the NFL as a lineman for all the running headlong into people he does.

Ralph could have tried Danso for Hoj. See how Kevin gets on there. Can’t help but think that this team is dying for a Lemina in the mid. Biggest failure was to not get him in line, what a waste.

All our subs have been like for like. Needs a shakeup.

Ings is at least having a go.

Hudson Odoi with a case of the Redmonds there.

We look about as likely to score as Heisenberg on a night out in his freshly pressed chinos...

We’re lucky that Chelsea aren’t really in the mood today.

This half has been utterly embarrassing. Chelsea have barely got out of first gear.

He managed 2 consecutive accurate passes in training.

This just isn’t fun. I’m finding football in general much harder to watch. Saints have been so poor in recent years it’s jus so demoralizing. The Man U vs Arsenal game on Monday was atrocious. Then at half time they showed clips of Keane, Viera, Scholes, Cantona, Bergkamp, Henry. The football was so much better.

JWP proves he’s human after all.

Here comes our free kick specialist. 99/100 lifetime...

It wasn’t like he just overhit it, he blasted that pass.

We never beat them anyway, we usually give them a last second equalizer or the ref lets them punch the ball in or whatever.

We’re a top half team, top half of Championship where you get plenty time to close down or decide on a pass or shot. Our lot are just way too slow mentally you don’t have time to think at this level. Redmond’s internal monologue must be, “hmm, bottom corner is open, might shoot, oh nice run Ingsy could pass it to him, **** why that guy in front of me now, I’m trying to think here!”.

Oh for a Schneiderlin and a Lambert.

We’re ****ed. We have a plethora of **** players that no one wants. We haven’t got a pit to **** in so don’t get good enough players in. The players we have that make the match day squad are incapable of playing without making costly errors. We’re ****ed!

First half: utter tripe

We don’t punish mistakes...we make them