OttawaSaint

Salah’s injured. Look rather innocuous. Think Newcastle are going to win this.

2-2 what a goal!! Fricken benched him in FPL too...

Got it!

1-2 good game this.

In other news Salah is such a greedy ****. Great player but he wastes so many chances by being so selfish.

What are the rules these days? Should Alexander Arnold get a red for handling on the line there even though Newcastle scored?

He didn’t punch it though it was a weak parry right back into the danger area, a good punch and it’s not a goal.

Moi actually made a decent pass there but then JWP cocked it up.

Hopefully just 12 minutes.

West Ham enjoying themselves, we duly oblige by giving them the ball. The passing today has been absolutely gash!

Yeah. FF is not an EPL level keeper. What was that?

FF might have a point there. Was a handball. Terrible attempt at a save though.

Oh dear. That’s awful.

Ffs shoot Long. Looking for a penalty. ****!

Wow Armstrong jogging alongside the free ball complaining to the ref. Play the whistle you lazy ****!

Maybe he doesn’t know about the offside rule?

Crazy slice by Long!?!?

Get Moi off. Ali Dia did better than this...

Redmond now our mom. He’s played 4.5mins so far...

Why does Armstrong check the ball to the side when he receives it? Wasted opportunity there. Maybe it works vs St Mirren but not here...

Ings subbed, Redmond on.

Moi’s been utterly abject. Ings has made 1 semi decent pass, Armstrong a total waste of space. Valery, Bertrand, Hoj keep giving the ball away, Stephens and Bednarek have been slow and ponderous. Haven’t noticed long apart from a blatant shove he gave someone and then complained to the ref. Just had to check who the other outfielder was, Lemina apparently, haven’t noticed him. FF has been our best player so far. Let that sink in...

Happening to me too. Keeps opening up a new screen even though the post is already displayed.

This is disgraceful. I feel bad for those that spent money and time traveling to the game. Abject.

And 7 of those were in one move.