OttawaSaint

True.

I don't think he is a schizo. He's just trying really hard to troll on here. The irony is he is the Tinkerman of trolling and yet he criticizes Puels tinkering. He is constantly switching up the scathing with the faux positive, avatar changes, the use of "mate" in a passive aggressive way, the victim playing. Clearly has some sort of issue or just gets off on the bites. I often feel that a study of some of the main trolls on here could be very interesting from a psychological and sociological point of view. You have: Heisen who will stop at nothing to try and get bites. Dalek: Even though he has stuck to the same 2 lines for years (Hoddle and 40 points sleepwalking etc) he has become a parody of himself and will often make fun of himself. MLG: The most disciplined of them all. A grand master, he has never ever wavered from his tactic. He is the zen master of trolling. Alpine: I think he is an individual with a passion for Saints but not much patience and loses his temper easily. He gains relief in being able to vent on here so that he doesn't let that anger spew into his normal life. Occasionally he will deliberately troll because I think he enjoys the bites and notoriety. Turkish: I think is sociopathic. Saint_Robbie: is just an immature little idiot.

Big thank you to the "whining ****s". Without your incessant negativity, doom and gloom nature and repetitive complaining Claude would never have known what to do to put it right. Maybe Saints could take a few of you on in an advisory capacity. Careful not to get too good at it because if you leave for a Liverpool we'll all call you a greedy ****.

Post of the year!!! Read it in his voice too.

Surely the bestest fans in the galaxy don't need to be reminded to be noisy....

yup

Not getting many decent bites with the new routine. Now the question is, persist with it or scrap it for another idea. Must make you feel a bit like Puel.

A few renditions of Don't you want us Jose, don't you want us ohhhhhh! ...and then get back to watching the entertainment on the pitch...(tongue firmly in cheek at the entertainment part).

Don't you want us Jose? Don't you want us ohhhhhhhhhh...

Best: lots have said Withdean so I will go for his bullet header against Arsenal last season to put us 3-0 up and in dreamland. Worst: that time he made Barry Gale take the stripes off his car. A real Saints man would have been proud of those stripes.

She's having some sort of breakdown. Been prattling on about anything and everything negative for days now.

Unfortunately this the very real risk we take when we don't let our stars leave the moment their heads are turned. Granted, some pros will just get on with it and knuckle down, but the majority get in a strop and unsettle the team. I'm not saying we should sell the moment we get an offer but just pointing out the other side of "if only we had kept Mane....etc etc etc...".

Yep. I don't think we will bring anyone (striker or defender) in.

No he's not positive he's still trolling. It's just that no-one has bitten in that thread, so he hasn't been able to respond with his "always the victim" punchline that he has lined up.

Utterly repetitive bore. Perhaps you should take a break. You clearly lack the fortitude needed to support Saints through thick and thin.

Didn't follow it because I was working.

You take that did you?

Team and Puel on a hiding to nothing it seems. They'd have got stick from the ****s on here no matter what, strong team, weak team, win or loss. It's ****ing pathetic.

Getting to the league cup final is a must anyway.

Why does it matter to you? You'll be in here moaning on and on during the Arsenal game if we win anyway.

Oh Jesus, Glasgow_Canary is probably spamming like crazy over at CanaryWeb...

I wouldn't worry about waking up the resident sociopath. Nasty piece of work that one.

The win vs Liverpool really dented Heisen's confidence for a bit but he's returning to form after the loss at Burnley. I'd say Heisen is to WUMing what Pelle is to football; can go off the boil but needs a bit of confidence. MLG is more like Lambert, very consistent, reliable and will step it up if need be.

Apparently she's left him now that Puel is here. Something to do with very little penetration...

I used to be all doom and gloom. Expecting the worst at every turn and lamenting every seemingly negative thing that happened to Saints. However, this negativity would often be misplaced and I'd be wrong a lot. The negativity would also ruin my day and sometimes ruin the days of people close to me. I found it spilling into other aspects of my life and I found I was not the person I wanted to be and who people wanted to be with. In the end it seemed pointless to get so upset and negative about stuff the either a) didn't end up happening or b) happened and there was nothing I could do about it anyway. I changed to a more positive outlook and it helped me in other aspects of my life such as my performance in sports (football, running, golf etc.) and at work (better productivity, more ideas, promotions etc.). I truly understand where the "bed-wetters" are coming from because I was one. What I don't understand and what I think the forum could do with out are those that obviously support Saints but get their kicks out of winding up others. Those that post the same thing year in year out, those that cherrypick and massage data to try and stir up trouble, those that cheer when we lose and those that mock others. We know who they are, they know who they are, ignoring them is the best ploy but not easy when the team aren't performing well and getting wins. Discussion is great as is respecting others with opposing viewpoints but some of the troll posts right after a team sheet has been announced or a goal gone in against us or a mistake made are unacceptable.