OttawaSaint

This is like a sneak preview trailer for the season to come. I wonder what other plot lines this malodorous twerp has lined up for us.

Facebook article says: Carlos Compagnucci and Xavier Tamarit have been appointed to Mauricio Pellegrino’s coaching staff. Black stays as does Watson. Planque let go.

I prefer to use Glasgow's logic. If we pay for a player then it is very expensive and all that money goes directly to the other team, smart team! If we sell a player then all the add ons don't count and when you take out agent fees, stamp duty, spaniel tax and pay their bar tab the Saints are left with a couple of hundred thousand and we got fleeced.

As soon a I saw this thread I thought "hmm this one will flush out the uptight dip****s and relentless contrarians". Not disappointed.

So the guy that helped recruit all the duffers for Leicester is now recruiting for the magnificent, can-do-no wrong, league-form-allowed-to-suffer-due-to-Europa...EVERTON!

Anyone know where I can get a Half-Saints Half-Everton scarf? Turkish? Ahhh **** it, might as well just go full Everton...

Oh how he must chuckle with glee when he types that out...

Can't you? The same planks do it every off season. Chief plank was even gushing about Norwich a few seasons ago!

Not sure who I'd buy but I'd be sure to make sure the fans knew exactly who we were tracking and tweet minute-by-minute updates on the negotiations. Taking on board fan suggestions and bringing in top top quality for next to nothing. Start dusting that trophy cabinet.

We will float this league!

Heisenburg. EDIT: sorry, misread, I see it says "cult"

Heisenburg. EDIT: sorry, misread, I see it says "cult"

So which club do the forum experts wish we were this year. Or is it too early to know?

And yet you didn't afford Saints this sort of leniency last season.

I guess we now know who our peno taker is for next season...

whoops

I stand corrected

Apparently they will pick up and bring in Alpine as a self-esteem coach during the Austrian trip.

Just as well thedelldays and Glasgow-saint are banned.

Welcome Mauricio the second!

Brentford.

I see what you did there!

Hoddle

Glasgow_saint and Thedelldays doing themselves proud in that thread. I wonder what happened to those two...

Read this 5 times and I still cannot fathom what the **** he is trying to say.