OttawaSaint

Just pretend we are playing in red and white stripes. It's a much more enjoyable experience.

I hate those fluff pieces. "We have to kick the ball towards the goal" says Tadic after another disappointing defeat in which they forgot to kick the ball towards the opposition's goal. Don't ****ing tell us. We know, we have to watch it. Just get it ducking done on the field.

Clash of the two finalists in the most stupid haircut competition.

But jimmy could take a pop from distance and score...

Under the cosh here...

First we had Tomasz Hajto, now we have Martin Cameltoe...

This! I think the issue is that folk look at only the points difference and think "blimey, 2 defeats and we're down with the rest". You have bear in mind that all those other teams would have to pass our points total and since they will have games against each other and against the top teams, the likelihood of all that happening is very small. This was explained time and time again the last time we were in this sort of position, most got it, but some, even when we had only had 2 games left and it would have taken something like 12 results going against us (with goal difference being a factor in some) a few on here were still panicking.

That's Captain Martina to you...

In the past I've been bored and thought "oh yeah Pompey, wonder how they're getting on", take a look at the table and "ugh? Where the **** are they?" Then it dawns on me, I'm looking at league 1. "Holy **** that's right, they are still in league 2...hahahahaha".

Sound so like a really smug clueless and annoyingly repetitive ****-ass tiny-dicked troll ***** I know...

Phew lads! We're gonna be just fine!

This.

Davis. When shooting, go for the net area either side of that man trying to catch the ball. Hope that helps.

Just can't warm to Cedric. I know he is a EURO winner but every time I watch him he doesn't seem to defend or attack well. Just really meh.

6 shots on target today Heisen. I see you have dropped that one from your routine (for now).

Yes. They meant to fire C Puel but unfortunately Guan's real name is P Cool. Blackbox a bit wonky these days.

You've been saying this for years and been wrong every single time.

Sick note boufal

You must be creaming yourself that you'll finally be right and get to crow "I told you!".

Both. Either.

Yeah. I wish they wouldn't do that.

Liverpool not far from Glesgae. I'm sure google maps will direct you to goodison. Have fun!

Beckhamesque...Victoria that is...

Gabi goal was just offside.

Half time team talk: not bad Gabi but could you score 5 more?